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[Squeegy]

Programming added successfully. Current programming:

• If panic mode, jetpack away from enemy.
• If enemy sighted, if enemy is heavy armed, and frag grenades equipped, throw grenade at ground short distance away, move into cover.
• If enemy has line of sight, if weapon is reloading, move out of line of sight.
• ELSE if weapon has full clip, maintain line of sight but cover body.
• If no enemy is sighted, perform exploratory mining.
• If dropship seen, aim for boosters, shoot, reach optimal cover.
• If dropship heard, reach optimal cover, prepare for enemies.

[Squeegy]

WARNING: No weapons stored.

[Cheeetar]

Order flamer
>If no weapon stored, order pistol.

[Squeegy]

Flamer ordered. Arrival in four seconds.

Programming added successfully. Current programming:

• If panic mode, jetpack away from enemy.
• If enemy sighted, if enemy is heavy armed, and frag grenades equipped, throw grenade at ground short distance away, move into cover.
• If enemy has line of sight, if weapon is reloading, move out of line of sight.
• ELSE if weapon has full clip, maintain line of sight but cover body.
• If no enemy is sighted, perform exploratory mining.
• If dropship seen, aim for boosters, shoot, reach optimal cover.
• If dropship heard, reach optimal cover, prepare for enemies.
• If no weapon stored, order pistol.

[Cheeetar]

>If health 40 or below, order Robot 1 Body, transfer programming to Robot 1 Body.

[SHAD0Wdump]

>if not equiped with frag grenades,order frag grenades.

[Squeegy]

Programming added successfully. Current programming:

• If panic mode, jetpack away from enemy.
• If enemy sighted, if enemy is heavy armed, and frag grenades equipped, throw grenade at ground short distance away, move into cover.
• If enemy has line of sight, if weapon is reloading, move out of line of sight.
• ELSE if weapon has full clip, maintain line of sight but cover body.
• If no enemy is sighted, perform exploratory mining.
• If dropship seen, aim for boosters, shoot, reach optimal cover.
• If dropship heard, reach optimal cover, prepare for enemies.
• If no weapon stored, order pistol.
• If health 40 or below, order Robot 1 Body, transfer programming to Robot 1 Body.
• If not equipped with frag grenades, order frag grenades.

[Cheeetar]

>If no cover available, but enemy has no gun or weak gun, shoot enemy. Else, fly away from enemy to cover.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>If wall encountered, but no roof, climb wall. Except if mining.

[Squeegy]

WARNING: Enemy sighted.


Enemy eliminated. Damage sustained.


FUCK YOU, AI. I am so FUCKING pissed off right now. I need to swear. A LOT. First we got beheaded by our own dropship, then the MOTHERF AI dropped a dropship on us. Enraged by this bullshit, I pretended it never happened and ordered another one.

[Squeegy]

Programming added successfully. Current programming:

• If panic mode, jetpack away from enemy.
• If enemy sighted, if enemy is heavy armed, and frag grenades equipped, throw grenade at ground short distance away, move into cover.
• If enemy has line of sight, if weapon is reloading, move out of line of sight.
• ELSE if weapon has full clip, maintain line of sight but cover body.
• If no enemy is sighted, perform exploratory mining.
• If dropship seen, aim for boosters, shoot, reach optimal cover.
• If dropship heard, reach optimal cover, prepare for enemies.
• If no weapon stored, order pistol.
• If health 40 or below, order Robot 1 Body, transfer programming to Robot 1 Body.
• If not equipped with frag grenades, order frag grenades.
• If no cover available, if enemy has no gun or weak gun, shoot enemy. ELSE, fly away to cover.
• If wall encountered, if no roof, if not mining, climb wall.

[Pandarsenic]

Jesus CHRIST, man, this game is impossible. The AI only does stuff when you don't control it. I told a bot to mine and checked back on it later, and it was standing in the same spot sweeping its digger up and down in front of it over and over.

[Jackrabbit]

>If game fucks you over, destroy computer

[Squeegy]

Jesus CHRIST, man, this game is impossible. The AI only does stuff when you don't control it. I told a bot to mine and checked back on it later, and it was standing in the same spot sweeping its digger up and down in front of it over and over.

Yeah, the digger AI is unfinished.

[Cheeetar]

>If enemy is in perfect cover, order grenades delivered by worst available ship ontop of enemy.