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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!  (Read 4500 times)

Neruz

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2009, 08:06:25 pm »
Oh, third line is six
That was my silly mistake
But first line is five

Oh, unless you count the s as a separate syllable, which i suppose it is. Whoops.

Big hard steel hammer
Artifact weapon has he
This will end badly

There, five, seven, five
Happy now Mr.Engineer?
Throw you in magma
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 08:14:03 pm by Neruz »
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2009, 08:11:29 pm »
Last words while being thrown in magma:

"But first line only five
1...2.....3....4..5..6!"
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2009, 08:12:02 pm »
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As the kitten types
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2009, 08:13:22 pm »
Quote from: The Mad Engineer on April 19, 2009, 08:11:29 pm
Last words while being thrown in magma:

"But first line only five
1...2.....3....4..5..6!"

I suggest you re-read the first two lines of that Haiku.

Also;

Blasphemous Haiku Fun
Just to make you angry, sir
This line has six as well
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 08:15:45 pm by Neruz »
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Skorpion

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2009, 08:42:43 pm »
Yet another siege.
Yet another massacre.
Yet more piles of junk.

So many levers.
Gears, axles, pumps, and floodgates.
Which one fucks the world?

Deconstructing wall.
With my baby in my hand.
Whoops! *splash* My baby!

I love to haiku.
Haiku, haiku, hai... Damn it.
Haiku all day long.

Elven caravan!
*slam* *gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Look, Urist! A bear!

Ah, digging channels.
Miner has died in the heat.
What the fuck? AGAIN?!?

ASCII in my sleep.
Dreaming of catastrophe.
Load save... Phew, they're fine.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2009, 09:01:10 pm »
Miners chip through stone
Chasing the Adamantine
At the King's command

Glorious metal
Dig along the vein to find
Not ore, but hellfire

Reclaimers find this:
Engraved demons surround dwarves
The dwarves are weeping.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2009, 09:19:42 pm »
Quote from: IceShade on April 19, 2009, 06:02:40 pm
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It's a fad, and
was spawned from who knows where, so
do not inquire.
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Heron TSG

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2009, 09:32:05 pm »
syllables
there can be five here
haiku, yes.

(it can be 3-5-3, not just 5-7-5.)
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2009, 09:32:53 pm »
The goblin ran swift
Untill it was hit, crossbow
Goblin skull totem
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Albedo

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2009, 03:02:04 am »
brave goblin fighter,
leads the charge to his quick death.
Not so sad really.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2009, 03:31:48 am »
I burned all the elves
flesh blackened as they all died
I broke down laughing

Priceless artifact
Poorly positioned raised bridge
Oh god the carnage

(Is raised one syllable?)

Urist mines the depths
Urist McMiner has struck-
Urist is no more
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 03:46:40 am by Jackrabbit »
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IceShade

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2009, 05:17:28 am »
Cloth is everywhere
I am not a janitor
Nudist colony
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2009, 01:01:03 pm »
Haiku nitpicking
is new forum amusement.
Talk tilesets, please?

And, quoting Steve Jackson:

Haiku!  Pardon me.
Haiku! It's pollen season.
Haiku! Damn.  Haiku!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2009, 01:07:54 pm »
Quote from: dornbeast on April 20, 2009, 01:01:03 pm
Haiku nitpicking
is new forum amusement.
Talk tilesets, please?

And, quoting Steve Jackson:

Haiku!  Pardon me.
Haiku! It's pollen season.
Haiku! Damn.  Haiku!

Quite funny how Mad Engineer got his knickers all in a twist over haiku  :D
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2009, 02:05:27 pm »
Quote from: Footkerchief on April 19, 2009, 07:49:22 pm
The Child looks sick
You spit out the Child chunk
The Child vomits

Oh, adventure mode...
Make all your reports haiku!
Poetic carnage.

An Ambush! Curse them!
Send forth the marksdwarves! Guards! Guards!
My poor woodcutters...

EDIT:
The haiku addict
I cannot stop thinking them!
Stop the poetry!

EDIT 2 (revenge of the edit): AaaaAaaaAahhh make the madness cease! Why did you have to start a haiku thread, why? :P
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 02:09:11 pm by Fossaman »
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