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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!  (Read 4517 times)

Enzo

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2009, 03:41:08 pm »

Dragon comes now
Burns everything he sees
Meet Mister bolt foul fiend.

That's 4 7 6?  ???

Haha I noticed that too.


Axedwarf lost an eye,
Passed out six times walking home.
Fortress Guard increased.
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IceShade

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2009, 03:51:14 pm »

Dragon comes now
Burns everything he sees
Meet Mister bolt foul fiend.

That's 4 7 6?  ???

Haha I noticed that too.


Axedwarf lost an eye,
Passed out six times walking home.
Fortress Guard increased.

So true ;D
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Org

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2009, 03:58:34 pm »

Urist was a dwarf
He fished in a big lake
Carp ripped him up
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2009, 04:28:59 pm »

Many DF fans
Do not know how to Haiku
5-7-5 people
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Enzo

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 04:58:19 pm »

Many DF fans
Do not know how to Haiku
5-7-5 people

Don't be throwing stones
If you live in a glass house.
Haiku's not a verb.
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Tradanbattlan

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 05:13:39 pm »

Many DF fans
Do not know how to Haiku
5-7-5 people

Don't be throwing stones
If you live in a glass house.
Haiku's not a verb.
Dohoho
Hahahahaha
Mwahaha

sonerohi

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2009, 05:18:57 pm »

A titan has come
He broke my levers
magma floods the fort
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2009, 05:57:25 pm »

This is a haiku
Here we see seven short men
Refrigerator.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2009, 05:59:35 pm »

Many DF fans
Do not know how to Haiku
5-7-5 people

Don't be throwing stones
If you live in a glass house.
Haiku's not a verb.
I don't know the word,
I hope I didn't offend.
It had to be done.
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IceShade

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2009, 06:02:40 pm »

These oddball forums
What is up with the penguins?
It baffles the mind
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2009, 06:04:25 pm »

I have seen the light
Five, seven, and five again.
Why don't you see it?

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2009, 07:41:07 pm »

Iron and Steel Sawblades
Mounted in a Complex Trap
Goblin Feet hit my head.

Footkerchief

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2009, 07:49:22 pm »

The Child looks sick
You spit out the Child chunk
The Child vomits
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2009, 07:52:01 pm »

Iron and Steel Sawblades
Mounted in a Complex Trap
Goblin Feet hit my head.


This is not haiku.
Six, seven, and six can't be.
It is blasphemy.

The Child looks sick
You spit out the Child chunk
The Child vomits

I am quite unsure.
Does C-H-I-L-D have
One, two, syllables?
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 07:54:39 pm by The Mad Engineer »
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Footkerchief

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2009, 07:57:13 pm »

It's two syllables -- "chy-ild," roughly.  English is horrible like that.
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