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[Jackrabbit]

A lignite coffin
an artifact one to boot
burns ferociously

[Ruttiger]

Really good Haiku
Does not need Such strict rules
Three lines build Haiku

River flowing Quickly
Through my fortress
Sorry Dwarves

(I'm serious in the first one, High school english teachs us that the 5-7-5 rule is a guildline, not a rule.  Personally, having read a few dozen haiku for a class, I can say that generally if you are conforming to the 5-7-5 rule you are limiting yourself unnecessarily.  It's the three connected statements that's important.)

[Wahad]

(I'm serious in the first one, High school english teachs us that the 5-7-5 rule is a guildline, not a rule.  Personally, having read a few dozen haiku for a class, I can say that generally if you are conforming to the 5-7-5 rule you are limiting yourself unnecessarily.  It's the three connected statements that's important.)

True, but since people are generally more familiar with the 5-7-5 rule than other forms, they tend to use it more.

Kobolds and Goblins
Skulking filth around the hoard
Orders: Seek and Kill!

[Byakugan01]

One Dwarf
Giant Cave spider moves in
Urist McNorris kicks ass

Bad, I know-trying to describe the incident where a single unarmed, untrained dwarf of mine killed a giant cave spider.

[Nyxalinth]

My first artifact
i know it will be awesome
A freaking coffin

A coffin is good!
Instant royal mausoleum!
Put your king in one.

Good idea but
Runtime error killed my fort
Will do that next time

[dafinchy]

Craftsman goes berserk
Kicks baby in the kidney
A tale here be told

[Neruz]

I will go fishing
Oh dear god, skeletal carp
Help me, help me, hel-

[blue emu]

Any wise Dwarf knows
That Magma is the answer!
... what was the question?

[yarm102]

Repost time:

Urist has been killed!
Quick! Retrieve his belongings!
Goblins, you say? meh!

[Jackrabbit]

"one time I stood at....
No wait... I think... hang on.. um..."
I hate senile dwarves

[Skorpion]

My first artifact
i know it will be awesome
A freaking coffin

A coffin is good!
Instant royal mausoleum!
Put your king in one.

Good idea but
Runtime error killed my fort
Will do that next time

Runtime error, huh?
Not savescumming, were you? Hm?
That's way bad karma.

All the haulage done.
Walls constructed, floors engraved.
Megaproject time!

Magma storage lake.
Filled from above, overflows.
Please don't catch fire...

Elven caravan.
Locked in and drowned. Diplomat?
^AAAAAA_AAA... *sizzle*

Balanced on support.
Sign, 'NOBLES ONLY LEVER'.
Lever elsewhere? *click*

Invading army.
ENGAGE LEVER! GET INDOORS!
Cataclysmic flame.