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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!  (Read 4493 times)

Guy Montag

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2009, 09:21:01 pm »
Sherrif, fist, face, dwarf

failed my mandate once again

lay pewter flood gates!
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Deracination

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2009, 09:40:59 pm »
Arrived at mountain
Dorfs all asleep on the ground
Forest now a bed

To many greenies
Need more steel, but killed the trees
And what dorf needs booze?

Magma forge is up
Exclamation point?
Oh I see, fire imp

Sober dorf caught on fire
Wine wets his burning whistle
Fort of burning beds
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I don't know what amazed me more, my first self-referencing artifact or an enraged groundhog tearing out my hunter's left eye after being stricken mace-style by a crossbow.

Lalandrathon

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2009, 11:13:53 pm »
Magma! Fire! Burn!
Smoking dead goblin corpses
Joyous sun rises
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Neruz

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2009, 01:14:21 am »
Pull Lever
Magma everywhere
Aghaghagh
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2009, 01:56:08 am »
some fortress design
a beautiful palace
Screw it, flood the place
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Stravitch

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2009, 08:01:21 am »
The world is ablaze.
Forbidden to go outside.
Oh - A pretty sock.
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Heavy Flak

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2009, 03:56:58 pm »
Endless rain drowns us
Lakes overflow; rivers flood
Stupid init change!

edit:

Stravitch, screw you bud
Init is two syllables
Burn in hell, heathen!
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 04:04:51 pm by Heavy Flak »
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Stravitch

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2009, 04:08:09 pm »
My Dear Heavyflak.
I hope you liked work today.
Fuck You.  Love Stravitch.

<3
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Guy Montag

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2009, 09:09:13 pm »
Left arm, right arm, off!
Adamantine battle axe!
in a bloody arc!
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 09:11:15 pm by Guy Montag »
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Skorpion

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2009, 08:51:10 pm »
Kobold, here to steal.
Pack of dogs, meet mister thief.
Severed limbs, and chunks.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2009, 11:19:51 pm »
My Axe-Dwarf sparring,
The sound of one hand clapping.
Amputated arm.
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Never pet a burning dog.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #56 on: April 24, 2009, 01:59:56 am »
My first artifact
i know it will be awesome
A freaking coffin
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #57 on: April 24, 2009, 02:43:58 am »
Haiku are much hard
Seven syllable word hide
Refrigerator.

The hard part about writing Haikus is finding the seven syllable word.
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I never really got that excited over Microcline... Oh wait, THAT blue stuff.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2009, 02:54:51 am »
Quote from: Skelodwarf on April 24, 2009, 02:43:58 am
Haiku are much hard
Seven syllable word hide
Refrigerator.

The hard part about writing Haikus is finding the seven syllable word.

telecommunication,
interdisciplinary,
meteorological,
socioeconomic,
intelligibility,
heterogeneity,
autobiographical,
incompatibility,
industrialization,
epidemiologic...

unfuckingbelievable.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress: Haiku Time!
« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2009, 08:04:34 am »
Quote from: Nyxalinth on April 24, 2009, 01:59:56 am
My first artifact
i know it will be awesome
A freaking coffin

A coffin is good!
Instant royal mausoleum!
Put your king in one.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.
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