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[varkarrus]

Ok. Here it goes.

Two of my dwarves got wounded. Both were dehydrated. There was only one bed and one bucket.

First of all, one guy filled the bucket, gave it to a dwarf, then took it away repeatedly, gave it back, took it away, and so on.

The other guy was lying in a pool of blood on the ground outside.

My Craftsdwarf was finding things to do to avoid making a bucket. He started constructing a floodgate, fired a ballista, made crafts, entered the taunting ritual of taking away a bucket from a thirsty cripple, preparing a floodgate, cutting gems, and destroying buildings.

Then the guy died of thirst while a dwarf was holding a bucket of water out of his reach.

3 dwarves (the craftsdwarf, the taunting doctor, and one peasant) all got tantrums immediatly.

Retards.

[Duke 2.0]

 Bullies develop bonds with those they pick on, so loosing them is very distres-

 Wait, he fired a ballista?

[Vampire Penguin]

You had a frickin' ballista, but not a spare bucket?

...


That's totally Dwarven.

[varkarrus]

Yup. Killed a random animal sitting outside my fortress.

[Opirian]

You had a frickin' ballista, but not a spare bucket?

...


That's totally Dwarven.

I feel like sigging that.

[Slappy Moose]

You had a frickin' ballista, but not a spare bucket?

...


That's totally Dwarven.

Sir, our twenty wounded dwarves are starving and dehydrated, and we only have enough wood for a few more bucke-

MAKE ANOTHER BALLISTA! NOW!

[Opirian]

You had a frickin' ballista, but not a spare bucket?

...


That's totally Dwarven.

Sir, our twenty wounded dwarves are starving and dehydrated, and we only have enough wood for a few more bucke-

MAKE ANOTHER BALLISTA! NOW!

and that

[ZergSpartan]

You had a frickin' ballista, but not a spare bucket?

...


That's totally Dwarven.

Sir, our twenty wounded dwarves are starving and dehydrated, and we only have enough wood for a few more bucke-

MAKE ANOTHER BALLISTA! NOW!

and that

To be fair, I bet the ballista shot buckets. It's part of a dwarven "Shock and Humiliate" campaign.

[Duke 2.0]

"Urist, I'm telling you: We load the buckets with magma, we shoot the buckets at the gobbos! There are no material problems with this plan!"

[Neruz]

"Urist, I'm telling you: We load the buckets with magma, we shoot the buckets at the gobbos! There are no material problems with this plan!"

"But Urist! The buckets are made of wood, won't they burn up before we can launch them at the goblins?"

[nirodragon]

"Urist, I'm telling you: We load the buckets with magma, we shoot the buckets at the gobbos! There are no material problems with this plan!"

"But Urist! The buckets are made of wood, won't they burn up before we can launch them at the goblins?"

BLASPHEMY

[inaluct]

Metal buckets?

[wigwam]

I'm surprised nobody pointed out how dwarven it is that the craftsdwarf used a ballista to kill a wild animal. I wonder if there's a way to do all my hunting that way... I mean, not only did you kill the groundhog, you also trussed him up on a handy spit. Just cook, remove the corpse, and load the arrow again!

[Tormy]

Hillarious...but it sounds very dwarvenly!  [Except the title of the topic  ]

[Puck]

This actually sounds like a 3 stooges story from an evil parallell universe.