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[Neruz]

My math teacher was awesome. A person threw a rubber at me once and he had the entire class form a firing line and pelt him with rubbers.

Why would someone throw something like that at you?

OH GOD was it USED when he threw it?

Mentally adjust your thinking to a point when you didn't know what a condom was and try again.

Vester and Jackrabbit score the posts of the day award.

[Vester]

Mentally adjust your thinking to a point when you didn't know what a condom was and try again.

Ah, right. We call them erasers here. And even were I to go back that point, the first thing to come to mind would be galoshes.

Fridge logic leads me to think that were they condoms, then your math teacher had enough on hand for the entire class. Which is even worse.

[Jreengus]

Worst thing any of my teachers have said was during one maths lesson someone said they didn't understand. His response was "Then maybe you should kill yourself."

[ToonyMan]

Mentally adjust your thinking to a point when you didn't know what a condom was and try again.

Ah, right. We call them erasers here. And even were I to go back that point, the first thing to come to mind would be galoshes.

Fridge logic leads me to think that were they condoms, then your math teacher had enough on hand for the entire class. Which is even worse.

HAHAHAH.

Misinterpreting "rubber" as condoms being thrown around in the classroom.

*teardrop and eye wipe*

Classic.

[redacted123]

Worst thing any of my teachers have said was during one maths lesson someone said they didn't understand. His response was "Then maybe you should kill yourself."

Sounds like the best any of them have ever said.

[Aqizzar]

Somebody did get pelted with a (packaged) tampon in one of my classes.  That was a crap day because then everyone had to line-up for scrutiny by the Campus Commissar (AKA Vice Principle Scary Black Man).

A couple of my history teachers were cool, like the one who used goofy props and Star Trek references for all his object lessons.  And another who let the class descend into an argument for the reinstatement of crucifixion.  And another who said, when describing an African tribe I can't recall, "...naked, not the good kind of naked, the bad kind of naked."

On the other hand, the rest of my "history teachers" were braindead coaches shoehorned into teaching because the school wouldn't hire real teachers.  Two of them knew less about the War of 1812 than I did.

[Lord Dakoth]

"Crikey, I just cocked up my assignment! Could you be a good ol' chap and let me use your rubber? Don't worry yourself, I promise to return it when I finish!"

[eerr]

This dude at umass dartmouth, He mentioned every last politically charged detail.

You couldn't get away with nothin without him sayin a word on it!

and neither could America, Britain or any other country for that matter.

Shame I can't remember any details at this point.

[sonerohi]

I believe I have a tampon related story that ups Aqizzars. On School Spirit week, a kid dressed up just stupidly bad and kept being a whiny attention whore about how awesome his costume was and how lame everyone elses was. A couple of kids, including myself, had had it by 6th period. We shoved him into a locker and stuffed some un-packaged tampons into his mouth and then continued on to class. Our earlier mentioned Study Hall teacher saw this happen and when the kid got the tampons out of his mouth to complain, the Study Hall guy said his voice was annoying and he should stuff the tampons back in his mouth.

[Heron TSG]

My 8th grade science teacher was awesome. He got tired of hearing the announcements, so he unplugged the loudspeaker and read them to us in half the time.

Also, when we were looking at why Hydrogen was explosive, he wanted to demonstrate with a box of matches, a five foot pole, thirty party balloons, and a tank of hydrogen. The school told him that he had to go into the football field to show us. It was raining on our scheduled day, so we instead went to the choir room and rattled the ceiling tiles. A few fell down, and we set part of the carpet on fire.

[Duke 2.0]

Somebody did get pelted with a (packaged) tampon in one of my classes.  That was a crap day because then everyone had to line-up for scrutiny by the Campus Commissar (AKA Vice Principle Scary Black Man).

A couple of my history teachers were cool, like the one who used goofy props and Star Trek references for all his object lessons.  And another who let the class descend into an argument for the reinstatement of crucifixion.  And another who said, when describing an African tribe I can't recall, "...naked, not the good kind of naked, the bad kind of naked."

 ...

 You went to school in Maryland?

 It appears that history teachers either come in balls-off awesome or really, really lame flavors. No average ones, just the great and the worst.

[zchris13]

Yup.  That's the way it is.

[userpay]

My brother is getting his credentials to be a history teacher then he's gonna get his masters, I think he'll be one of those balls-off types he certainly isn't one of those poor dry saps. Anyway I had a cool history teacher that liked to joke with the class, lets see in middle school he snuck up behind a girl that was talking in class and she litterally jumped 3 feet up. In high school there was at least 1 girl that he routienly called devil (and this is a christian school) and she was okay with that. Also had a crappy history teacher that was named, I think it was spelled, Mr. coxs (ya sound that one out).

[Frelock]

Hehe, my teacher for 20th Century History was awsome.  When we finished the cold war, he "reviewed" it by bringing in two teddy bears: one red, one white and blue.  Then proceeded to give a hilarious though nonetheless historically accurate rendition of the cold war in the form of a puppet show.

[ToonyMan]

Mr. Nylandar - "Coboy wants to have sex with the maid [...] he cuts all her hair off and she runs away."

Mr. Nylander - "I don't think you're old enough to get a detention."