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[ToonyMan]

You're just being strange now, ToonyMan.  What is up with you lately?

Mr. BLEFOT disagrees.

[Neruz]

He doesn't seem any stranger than usual.

[ToonyMan]

I have a new hobby in History class.  This hobby happens to be quoting whatever bat-shit-insane thing that comes out of Mr. Nylandar's mouth.  He's just whatever.  You know?  Whatever.

Mr. Nylandar - "I don't deal with the old!"  October 27th

Mr. Nylandar - "Then, Europe as a country..."  October 28th

Mr. Nylandar - "What color is brickred?"  October 29th

Mr. Nylandar - "Killing Jews blah blah blah."  October 29th

Mr. Nylandar - "Shut the f*ck up and go to bed."  November 4th

Mr. Nylandar - "I have to do all your freakin' grades, it's a big pain in the dootra."  November 4th

Mr. Nylandar - "You had the flu for one day?"  November 4th

Mr. Nylandar - "Happy two-thousand and Nylandar!"  Anytime this year.



I wonder what he'll say tomorrow.

[Lord Dakoth]

Ooh! Ooh! I see an opportunity for a movie quote!

"Does Jack ToonyMan seem a bit strange...er?

[ToonyMan]

I'm still surprised...well no.  I'm not surprised anymore.  I know how my school works by now.

[sonerohi]

My study hall guy is a riot. He will just rag on kids for whispering even the slightest bit, but if you're on national honors or the football team, you'll never get in trouble. Some quotes:

You're like a woodpecker with a laxative, you just can't shut up!

(Around Halloween) Your parents don't send you to this school to dress like Teletubbies, Halloween is still gonna be uniform!

You can't build a house from one brick unless your an ant but how ya gonna carry it then, huh? Shutup and sit down.

(Normally he tells us to sit down by going 'bend your knees and your butt will follow'. He messed up one day when he was pissed.) Bend your ass and stuff your head in it.

[ToonyMan]

Hah, someone DID dress up as a teletubby last Friday.

[LegoLord]

Poor toony.  I have a great history teacher, as we all should.

Of course, he almost has to be, since the class is History in Film.

[WorkerDrone]

I wish I had a funny history teacher back in high school. The only good thing I ever got outta history was an easy A. Never a laugh or two.

Now my old football couch? Oh ho ho. He so wacky.

Some of my favorites:

"Don't be like Mikey. Mikey got flipped. You wanna be flipped?"

"Now get out there and lose!"

"We'll be like the Roman Legion, a united asskicking unit. Without the funny headdresses."

"Just try not miss the other guy on the landing, assface."

"Your hand got stuck where?"

...That last one wasn't so funny at the time.

[Neruz]

"Ok, see this? See what i'm doing here? Don't do this."

[Nilocy]

Our history teacher was awesome. He was the head of department and every time he mentioned the old british national anthem he used to shoot out his chair and sardonically salute it. So amazing.

[Jackrabbit]

My math teacher was awesome. A person threw a rubber at me once and he had the entire class form a firing line and pelt him with rubbers.

[Neruz]

This one was an art teacher of mine;

"Look, if you don't shut up i'm going to have to send you outside the classroom like a little prep student."
"But Neruz called me an idiot!"
"And he is absolutely correct, now shut up."


(My name replaced with my SN, ovbiously.)

[Vester]

My math teacher was awesome. A person threw a rubber at me once and he had the entire class form a firing line and pelt him with rubbers.

Why would someone throw something like that at you?

OH GOD was it USED when he threw it?

[Jackrabbit]

Mentally adjust your thinking to a point when you didn't know what a condom was and try again.