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[sonerohi]

So someone chucked a free watch at you and you're angry for it?

[ToonyMan]

A free broken watch that emits pain.

[Eagle]

Use it to fight crime.

[Jackrabbit]

Drive around, find someone walking home and chuck it at them before driving away really fast.

[Eagle]

Drive around, find someone walking home and chuck it at them before driving away really fast.

Thus creating a time loop where you are forever bound to throw the watch you threw at yourself at yourself.

[Jackrabbit]

Drive around, find someone walking home and chuck it at them before driving away really fast.

Thus creating a time loop where you are forever bound to throw the watch you threw at yourself at yourself.

It'd be like a dr who plot except with people getting hit in the back of the head with watches all the time

[ToonyMan]

Drive around, find someone walking home and chuck it at them before driving away really fast.

Thus creating a time loop where you are forever bound to throw the watch you threw at yourself at yourself.

It'd be like a dr who plot except with people getting hit in the back of the head with watches all the time

It will be done!  Ahah.  I just need to gain 100 pounds and grow a beard!

[ToonyMan]

Bark Bark.  Haha.  Any of you guys own a blender with flames on it?

[Psyco Jelly]

Toonyman, you're much like me. I'm homeschooled, was the top of my class the one year I went to High School, and everyone else was retarded.

Of course, you actually care about people. But to what degree? I have made peace with the fact that it doesn't matter what happens to them. To be happy, do not worry about others. Focus on introspection and improving yourself. Be the absolute best, and don't give a shit what other people are doing, unless it benefits you. (note: PRETEND to give a shit. You don't need enemies.)

I may sound like a callous jerk, but it's natural. Follow this recipe, you'll be strong, and produce strong offspring. Strong offspring help the species.

Give a shit by not giving a shit.'

EDIT: Be careful, don't pull a 'Big Oil Company'. You must not do anything that's bad for humankind in the long run.

[JoshuaFH]

I don't see enough of you Psyco.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Drive around, find someone walking home and chuck it at them before driving away really fast.

Thus creating a time loop where you are forever bound to throw the watch you threw at yourself at yourself.

It'd be like a dr who plot except with people getting hit in the back of the head with watches all the time

The reapers would have to come and eat him.

Hell yes we need more B12'ers. Being a part of B12 is like signing your mind up for a game of Russian roulette with a 365 chamber gun. You don't know which one, but one of these days your mind will explode and all rationality will be forgetten. You'll begin to build a fortress in real life with all the horrendous death traps that are wanted, and then lure door to door salesmen and jahova's witnesses into your killing fields.

All the chambers are loaded.

[Eagle]

Drive around, find someone walking home and chuck it at them before driving away really fast.

Thus creating a time loop where you are forever bound to throw the watch you threw at yourself at yourself.

It'd be like a dr who plot except with people getting hit in the back of the head with watches all the time

The reapers would have to come and eat him.

Hell yes we need more B12'ers. Being a part of B12 is like signing your mind up for a game of Russian roulette with a 365 chamber gun. You don't know which one, but one of these days your mind will explode and all rationality will be forgetten. You'll begin to build a fortress in real life with all the horrendous death traps that are wanted, and then lure door to door salesmen and jahova's witnesses into your killing fields.

All the chambers are loaded.

And yet....we sometimes point the gun AWAY from ourselves. 

[ToonyMan]

I'm back.  My internet was er..."shut off" for about 5 days.  Hopefully that won't happen again.  On other news I almost beat Shining Force.

[JoshuaFH]

I'm back.  My internet was er..."shut off" for about 5 days.  Hopefully that won't happen again.  On other news I almost beat Shining Force.

Welcome back Toony! Which Shining Force? the ones for the Genesis? I beat the second one, it was great.

[ToonyMan]

It's the first one that was a tatical RPG.  Good fun.  I just got a werewolf partner.