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[Creamcorn]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

[JoshuaFH]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: YESS! YESS!! OH GOD YES!!

[Yanlin]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: YESS! YESS!! OH GOD YES!!

That's what she said.

[Jackrabbit]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: YESS! YESS!! OH GOD YES!!

That's what she said.

Oh. Snap.

[sonerohi]

That's what happened to his pelvis after how rough she got.

[Heron TSG]

Tom Cruise! Save us with your voodoo magic!

For this is freakin' gross.

[Yanlin]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: YESS! YESS!! OH GOD YES!!

That's what she said.

Oh. Snap.

That's what your penis did.

[Jackrabbit]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: YESS! YESS!! OH GOD YES!!

That's what she said.

Oh. Snap.

That's what your penis did.

And then a priest came along and did wholesome things, like praying. Wholesomely.

[Yanlin]

What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.

That's interesting... jeez can every thing now a days be turned into sexual innuendo?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: YESS! YESS!! OH GOD YES!!

That's what she said.

Oh. Snap.

That's what your penis did.

And then a priest came along and did wholesome things, like praying. Wholesomely.

One word. Choir boys. OK that's two words. Sue me. If you know what I mean.

[Tormy]

Tom Cruise! Save us with your voodoo magic!

For this is freakin' gross.

Voodoo magic? Oh wait! 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[sonerohi]

Funny story that happened to my best friends dad. See, his parents were going through a divorce. They still were living together. Still married though, the dad goes out and picks up a girl while the mom is working. The dad gets a rockin' so hard he breaks his pelvis and can't walk. The girl he was with leaves. He had to wait three hours before the mom came home, so that the mom could take him to the hospital.

[Creamcorn]

Damn, a broken pelvis during sex, I'm sure that's something all of you would like to experience.

[Yanlin]

That's what she said.

This thread reminds of of a video I made that I'm not too proud of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Tm-cZ9bXI

[Tormy]

That's what she said.

This thread reminds of of a video I made that I'm not too proud of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Tm-cZ9bXI

This thread reminds me of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ

PS. Sorry I couldn't resist...

[ToonyMan]

*hurr* *hurr*  This thread is so funny.