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ToonyMan

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #105 on: April 23, 2009, 04:59:10 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

I spit on you. *spit*



I made a keytar in school today, freakin' sweet.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #106 on: April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am »
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #107 on: April 24, 2009, 04:48:49 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts

How do you know my fetish!?!?!?
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #108 on: April 24, 2009, 04:54:51 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:48:49 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts

How do you know my fetish!?!?!?

What, do you enjoy planning traffic light placement during sex or something?
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #109 on: April 24, 2009, 04:57:01 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:54:51 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:48:49 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts

How do you know my fetish!?!?!?

What, do you enjoy planning traffic light placement during sex or something?

That's the best part!
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Awayfarer

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #110 on: April 24, 2009, 06:48:34 am »
Josh, did you have some weird and uncomfortable moment with a city planner in your early childhood?
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #111 on: April 24, 2009, 06:52:27 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:57:01 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:54:51 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:48:49 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts

How do you know my fetish!?!?!?

What, do you enjoy planning traffic light placement during sex or something?

That's the best part!

I'm sure. Also, you could use the map to plan where you'll next have sex! and it just goes on from there!
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #112 on: April 24, 2009, 06:59:11 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 06:52:27 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:57:01 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:54:51 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:48:49 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts

How do you know my fetish!?!?!?

What, do you enjoy planning traffic light placement during sex or something?

That's the best part!

I'm sure. Also, you could use the map to plan where you'll next have sex! and it just goes on from there!

In reality, it's like playing "red light green light", except with sex.
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Yanlin

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #113 on: April 24, 2009, 07:11:57 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 06:59:11 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 06:52:27 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:57:01 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:54:51 am
Quote from: chaoticjosh on April 24, 2009, 04:48:49 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 24, 2009, 04:42:41 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on April 23, 2009, 04:58:23 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
I hear they are flat and well traveled. Just like your girlfriend.

Flat eh?
That's sexy.

Now I have this mental image of this girl lying on a bed, crisscrossed with roads and little signposts

How do you know my fetish!?!?!?

What, do you enjoy planning traffic light placement during sex or something?

That's the best part!

I'm sure. Also, you could use the map to plan where you'll next have sex! and it just goes on from there!

In reality, it's like playing "red light green light", except with sex.

QUOTE PYRAMID!
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #114 on: April 24, 2009, 07:16:58 am »
Quote from: Yanlin on April 23, 2009, 03:44:46 pm


QUOTE PYRAMID!

Oh Yanlin. We were having a nice healthy discussion about having sex with a woman covered in road maps and you had to go and ruin it.
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sonerohi

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #115 on: April 24, 2009, 07:24:05 am »
What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #116 on: April 24, 2009, 07:24:57 am »
I'd say, yo mama, but having a picture of your mother emblazoned on your girlfriend would be awkward in the extreme
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Yanlin

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #117 on: April 24, 2009, 07:35:02 am »
Somebody should make a Sim City 4 map shaped like a woman.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #118 on: April 24, 2009, 07:36:54 am »
Quote from: sonerohi on April 24, 2009, 07:24:05 am
What be the scale o' these maps? Is it a map of the continent, a specific area, a city, your neighborhood?

It depends on how frisky I'm feeling. If only a little bit, then I might start the night with a glass of wine and trying to figure a more efficient highway system throughout North America on my partner's back.

If we're really into it, I'll try to configure a better arrangement of roads and speed limits in California on her stomach and chest.

If we want to skip all the formalities and just get down and dirty, then it's time to recalculate the timing and positions of stoplights and traffic signs throughout Salt Lake City on her... alright, that's a bit too dirty.
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ToonyMan

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Re: Why not?
« Reply #119 on: April 24, 2009, 01:48:24 pm »
Typical Bay12 forumgoers, always making up crazy ideers.


Don't you hate that?  Ideers?
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