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Author Topic: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!  (Read 8807 times)

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2009, 09:26:17 pm »
>STUFF SOCK INMOUTH
>BEAT WITH HAMMER
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2009, 09:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Org on April 17, 2009, 09:26:17 pm
>STUFF SOCK INMOUTH
>BEAT WITH HAMMER

You shove the sock down the guy's throat, but he swallows it. you wrestle the hammer out of his hands, but since you don't have an skill in hammer-wielding, you miss.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 09:33:31 pm »
>PUT NAIL IN HIS HEAD
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 09:39:00 pm »
Quote from: Org on April 17, 2009, 09:33:31 pm
>PUT NAIL IN HIS HEAD

What nail?

He starts to scream louder, then lunges at you, latching onto your nose.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 09:43:11 pm »
>Dissolve into goo like the space alien parasite you are, and devour your victim.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 09:50:26 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 17, 2009, 09:43:11 pm
>Dissolve into goo like the space alien parasite you are, and devour your victim.

You concentrate really hard about becoming a living, toxic ooze, but end up looking like you're constipated.

The former hammer guy tears your nose. Blood gushes out.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 09:55:02 pm »
>Tear his nose!
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2009, 10:00:38 pm »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on April 17, 2009, 09:55:02 pm
>Tear his nose!

You grab his nose and tear it clean off. He doesn't seem to care.

He lets go of your nose and latches onto your leg.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 10:03:06 pm »
>shake him off dramatically
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 10:03:20 pm »
>ask former hammer guy,"Why the hell are we fighting anyway?"

>smash leg into former hammer guy's face repeatedly.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 10:03:41 pm »
>Point at the window, a giant Fleet of SPACE GOBLINS!
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 10:22:29 pm »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 17, 2009, 10:03:06 pm
>shake him off dramatically

You shake your leg around to try and get him off, but stays put, like in the cartoons.

Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on April 17, 2009, 10:03:20 pm
>ask former hammer guy,"Why the hell are we fighting anyway?"

>smash leg into former hammer guy's face repeatedly.

You ask him "Why are we fighting anyway?". He grunts and points at the door.

it's kinda hard to smash someones face with your leg when his face is attached to your leg.

Quote from: Ultimuh on April 17, 2009, 10:03:41 pm
>Point at the window, a giant Fleet of SPACE GOBLINS!

you point at the window, and shout "A giant fleet of space goblins!". he looks for a brief moment, then goes back to fighting you.

The other guys charge back into the room armed with laser crossbows, and aim them to your head.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 10:29:27 pm »
>apologize for your insolence and ask if you can kiss the king's ass! (...in apology)
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 10:39:42 pm »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 17, 2009, 10:29:27 pm
>apologize for your insolence and ask if you can kiss the king's ass! (...in apology)

They accept your apology. they pick you up and put you back into your hammock, despite being against your liking.
The King is not present on this ship.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2009, 10:51:22 pm »
>When they go out of the room, go into a tantrum for losing your nose.
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