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Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« on: April 17, 2009, 08:09:32 am »
You are in a small room. In the room is a pig tail cloth hammock and a -dolomite wardrobe-. The walls are made from aluminium. There are pig tail cloth curtains concealing something on the wall.

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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2009, 08:42:47 am »
>Open wardrobe and change into something.. spiffy.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2009, 08:45:55 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 08:44:03 am »
>Look for socks.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2009, 08:44:42 am »
>PANIC
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 07:56:46 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 17, 2009, 08:42:47 am
>Open wardrobe and change into something.. spiffy.
You find a bloodstained pair of thick rope reed overalls, a thick pig tail shirt, a broom and a mop and bucket. They feel ridiculously uncomfortable.

Quote from: Myroc on April 17, 2009, 08:44:03 am
>Look for socks.
You are already wearing a single pig tail sock.

Quote from: Sergius on April 17, 2009, 08:44:42 am
>PANIC
You scream. You feel a bit better.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2009, 08:28:50 pm »
>Open door, slightly, then carefuly look outside.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2009, 08:38:43 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 17, 2009, 08:28:50 pm
>Open door, slightly, then carefully look outside.

You open the door slightly. There are several short, bearded people at a table outside, eating and drinking. They are talking in a strange language. There is a window on the other side of the dining room.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2009, 08:41:44 pm »
>Try to comunicate with short, bearded people at table
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 08:48:55 pm »
>Run out naked.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 08:59:13 pm »
Quote from: bob_smith on April 17, 2009, 08:41:44 pm
>Try to comunicate with short, bearded people at table

You shout at the short bearded people. One of them stands up, walks towards you, grunts and points at a door. he appears to be threatening you with a giant hammer. The sign above the door says something in strange characters.

Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on April 17, 2009, 08:48:55 pm
>Run out naked.
You strip all of your clothes in front of them. The guy whacks you real hard in the groin with the hammer. You fly several feet back, and fall on the ground in great pain.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 09:02:26 pm »
>Penis SMASH!
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 09:08:49 pm »
Quote from: Org on April 17, 2009, 09:02:26 pm
>Penis SMASH!

You try to penis smash. Your attack falls embarrassingly short.

The hammer guy picks you up onto your feet.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 09:17:11 pm »
>SURPRISE ATTACK!
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2009, 09:19:24 pm »
>Kiss him bugs bunny style.
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Re: Text RPG: Dwarf Fortress Space Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 09:24:58 pm »
Quote from: Org on April 17, 2009, 09:17:11 pm
>SURPRISE ATTACK!

You pull off your sock and slap him across the face with it. He falls to the ground, but mostly unharmed.

Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on April 17, 2009, 09:19:24 pm
>Kiss him bugs bunny style.

You kiss him on the cheek. His body starts going red, and starts screaming.
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