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Nirur Torir

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Shoruke

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Aqizzar]

Dammit josh, I was gonna use that joke in my next update!

And yes, that game was Nintendo hard, and no one can prove otherwise.

[Time Kitten]

Tis not so much an underground river as an underwater river... that you get to by going underground... and has plenty of caves along the way.

[Okenido]

I can't let you go chaoticjosh.

Not until you finish it.

[Creamcorn]

I like being an instigator.

UPDATE THE  :-X:-\ TOPIC!

[JoshuaFH]

BECAUSE YOU DEMAND IT!

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We go into the cave for the treasure!



What lousy treasure!



How the heck do you deduce that IWM?

Oh well, time to jump in!



Weee! Stop being a panzy Ultim! The water's fine!



Just kidding! The water's freezing!



This is what it looks like under the sea. Under the sea. Under the sea. Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, under the sea.

FIGHT!



Actaneon are only little peon enemies with only a couple hundred hp's. They're no problem at all.

MORE FIGHT!



Alright, the eel thing is pretty much harmless, but the jellyfish looking thing is incredibly dangerous. If you attack it, it has a chance of casting "Gigavolt" which WILL kill you in one hit at this point in the game. To kill them, have Ultim rage Rhinotaur, which casts Megavolt (which the jellyfish is weak to) and absorbs lightning, so he can't be physically harmed by the jellyfish in any way. Just for precaution, don't use sword techs or blitz's, cause otherwise you might attack the wrong enemy.

Go right when the game prompts you, and you'll run into a CAVE!



With TREASURE!

Keep going, and you'll run into another cave, and this one has MORE TREASURE!



I'm giving that to Ultim, cause I like him really super lots.



We've washed on up the port of...



There are quite a few good shops here, but they sell nothing of real interest.

However, go into the Inn, and look at the clock to get...



An Elixir!



Talk to this girl in the Pub for a decently funny scene, while you're at it.



Now, let us be off!

Next time on Josh's FFVI LP: Epic Battle!

[Ultimuh]

So, how many monster skills do Gau have when you first get him? I kinda forgot..

[Creamcorn]

So, how many monster skills do Gau have when you first get him? I kinda forgot..

Like four because of lack of updates.



O.K. fine, CJ had like real life stuff to do and all that so we know why you don't update and we know why Gau Ultim sucks, knaw what I'm saying?

[JoshuaFH]

BAM! Tiny update!

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Yeah! How can we spread more bloodshed?

Anyway, let's all introduce the newcomers.



Even if you name Gau something different, he still refers to his name here.



A hot, pantsless imperial spy. I wonder if that ever caused cosplayers any grief?

Anyway, no more introductions, strike a funny pose!



That cracks me up.



Yeah, the funny clown is back?

Anyway, let's get to the battleground, but before that, Oknido and Random have a conversation!



I think I read somewhere in TVtropes that some people actually think that there's lesbian tension between these two character just because of this one line. The craziness of it all!



Anyway, here we can choose characters so we can change their equipment around. I'm just gonna put all the new stuff I bought on all the characters.

Now, after saving, we have an important decision to make.



We gotta divide our SEVEN party members into THREE groups. You can see where the math went wrong. Any suggestions on who should be where? I'll just go with my personal favorite setup if nothing catches my fancy.

EDIT: Fixed retardation.

[Creamcorn]

Okenido and Random together for the lesbian refrence!

[Aqizzar]

Uh Josh?  It's seven people across three groups.  Not four.

I can't remember who's named after who.  Hmm...

Group 1 - Oknido, Random, (Sabin) - That's who you charge Kefka with.
Group 2 - Aqizar, (Edgar) - Hit some baddies.
Group 3 - IWM, Ultim - Clean up crew.

[JoshuaFH]

Uh Josh?  It's seven people across three groups.  Not four.

Math was never my strong suit.

[Okenido]

I've seen worse claims of lesbian subtext.

[Shoruke]

I think the appropriate way to do this, is to have one team of four badasses charge straight through to kefka, ignoring as many peons as possible.

So since I don't exist just yet, who out of the seven of you are the badassedest? I would go with Aqizzar (FOAR LOOTZ), Boksi (aurabolt FTW), Ultim (because apparently he's useful?), and Random (runic). You might sub Ultim off for... whatever Edgar's name is.

[Random832]

Put the two weakest characters with Locke - after you steal an ether or elixir from Kefka, you respawn with 1HP and get to try again. Repeat until 99 ethers and 99 elixirs.

Or, satisfied that it's possible in principle, savehack it.

[Shoruke]

Or value edit it in real time... I use cheat engine...

oh and by the way GO KILL THE GAY CLOWN ALREADY