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Nirur Torir

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Shoruke

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[Creamcorn]

Bah, internet serious business.

[JoshuaFH]

Serious Business indeed!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alright, before we do anything, let's do something that SEEMS counterintuitive...



Pick a fight with this guy, he's a mech like those guys we fought earlier, except a lot tougher. He'll cream you good and you'll restart without penalty. It's possible to beat him, it's just very unlikely unless you grinded a bunch beforehand.



"Why do that?" you might ask, well, to get all of Gau's rages, you gotta fight this guy, and he doesn't pop up anywhere else in the game.

Alright, now let's get some real work done, we need to get ourself some new duds.

Let's re-equip ourselves first...



Any objections?

Let's do this.



Let's hit up this guy for some!



Damn skippy!

The guardian is a rare steal, not a terribly great knife though.



Let's get some Fenix Downs while I'm here.



With this nifty outfit, this SMALL CHILD will ALLOW me to pass. Nevermind just pushing his ass aside and walking through.



I forgot to get this tonic first time through, where were you guys!

Anyways, we need some new duds again! And who should we take them from?



This guy of course!




Now we can convince this guy to leave his station. These are some terrible policies when whatever jerk in a green outfit can let people take breaks.

Anyway, I have some more money to burn.



Picked up some relics, these oughtta help. Maybe.

Anyways, whereever we go, we must rough up some poor sap and steal his clothing, so who's our victim now?



This poor sap, of course.




Took his cider too! We ARE monsters! I guess you can justify any crime if it's for saving the world from vague tyranny.

Time to feed the lazy NPC we never see again.



You useless fuck!



Anyway, you gotta tell his spoilt brat kid that the password is "courage" or he steals your clothes and kicks your ass out.

Unbelievable.

I'm not sure if the password is hinted at anywhere, but I've talked to pretty much every NPC and no one even makes a passing mention of it, so it's like a little crapshoot the game forces you to endure.

Next time on Josh's FFVI LP: A rendezvous with a hot, chained up blonde that's getting punished! Aw yeah!

[Shoruke]

Nice. Even better than SLAM-dancing.

[Aqizzar]

As I recall, Locke runs off on the logic of "slowing down" the Imperials at South Figaro.  He obviously completely failed.

And you keep that cider all the way to the end of the game.  Ew.

Next update, go into the basement wearing the other soldier's uniform, for the cheap Star Wars ref.

[Shoruke]

Umm, when you start Locke's mission it says he's already down the "slowing the imperials down" bit, and now he needs to escape; that's why he's being chased (and then hides in the best spot ever: behind the corner of a building). And won't the cider just ferment and get better and better with age?

[Time Kitten]

Yep, probably already aged into wonderful healing vinegar that would cure that guy instantly if you weren't specifically trying to catch the poisonous fish to shove down his gullet.

[Creamcorn]

But if you don't safe him you don't get that neato esper, IIRC.

[JoshuaFH]

I don't know what you guys are talking about with "poisonous fish" and "shoving down gullets", I think I'd remember something like that considering all the time I poured into this game.

Lets continue,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've never done this part with the green soldier's outfit.



We go through a secret passage that leads to the rich guy's manor.

I do some more snooping and come across this,



Where ARE you guys! You gotta catch stuff like this!

Anyway, we're going down the first secret passage behind the book shelf I showed you earlier.



We get the chance to change back to our regular uniform, but I'm sticking with this green getup.



Aqizar: Hey, General hottie is in there!



and she's getting the snot knocked out of her!



This line has never made sense to me. Does the game ever tells us WHAT it was that she did to get branded as a traitor? Cause I think I would have remembered that too.

Anyways,



We get to name the hottie, you know what that means!



"Oh how I love my job! Anyway, time to leave. You, make sure she stays nice and chained, I need to do some more woman-beating when I get back."



*Salute*

If people's ranks are determined by the color of outfit that people wear, then I should be a higher rank than this guy, and not have to salute him, as evidenced by letting that other guy take a break earlier.

Plot hole, or my secret desire to punch men in uniforms in the face?



Anyway, the slob goes to sleep and now can save save this woman and have her join my awesome squad of badasses.



Well... not yet...



Gonna need to turn off the lights for this one...



*REWIND! HORRIBLE SCENARIO OVERLOAD!*



Fine, be that way.



I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies, was that what you were talking about Aqizzar?



Now we gotta take this "clock key". Why he has it, who knows?

I'll tell you why!



It's a SEECRET PAAASSAGE! Who saw that one coming?!



Now we have this giant, empire-infested pseudo-maze to traverse, but fortunately, there's oodles of treasure to be had!



Oh yeah, I almost forgot to equip poor Random with stuff! She starts off naked you see. Naked and chained. Mmmm...



Any objections? I'll be updating her equipment again in a second.

FIGHT!



We got some new guys here, Commanders. They don't really command anything, except their own death. By me.

No better time to show off Random's amazing powers.

TASTE ICE LASERS!



Yeah!

Now for more treasure, let's get the best stuff first!



I'm standing roughly in the center of tihs hollowed out piece of wall, if you walk left from here...



You'll find a secret stairway!



One of the best items in the game is in this basement, and you don't want to miss it!




and, if you look slightly below that treasure chest...

*drumroll*



a Ribbon! Protects against every status ailment in the game. It's a wonderful item. Saving it for later though, cause the only status ailment we might run into is poison, and I need a reason to burn these antidotes.

Go back up and look around and you'll invariably run into these,



I'm not sure what's up with that one open chest, it's like that when you get here.

Just give that sword to Random here...



Now she has a respectable weapon!

Oh, also,



She has cure and antidote. Almost forgot to tell you guys!

Our last valuable treasure of the day is...



Earrings! An item that increases magic damage by 25% IIRC. Gonna put those on Random for now.

Now let's get out of here... FIGHT!



These "Vector Pups" are surprisingly cowardly. The moment one'em are the last enemy alive, their next action is ALWAYS escape.



"Were you in a magazine? Empire Monthly? Best centerfold ever."



This update is getting kinda long, so let's get a move on!

Into the cave we go!

FIGHT!



I'm pretty sure I didn't show you the purple guys before.

So yeah, that's that.

Make our way through the cave...

Let's just heal up and BOSS FIGHT!



Alright, This guy is DrillMech or Tunnelarmr or something, he casts hella strong spells, fortunately, with Random in our party, she can do something special.



She can use "runic" which will preemptively catch most spells, negate their harmful effects, and transform them into MP for her to use at 50% the spell cost. It's really awesome when performed correctly.



Also you can steal an Air Lancet from this guy. It'll be more valuable later. Maybe.



This battle's not particularly hard, just so long as you keep the runic up, more like a battle of attrition really, just gotta keep on attacking and NO! I FORGOT ABOUT THE PHYSICAL ATTACKS! RANDOM'S DOWN!

QUICK! FENIX DOWN!



Rub feathers on her face, it'll surely snap her out of it!

Phew, that was a close one, I revived her before the metal bastard could get another spell off. The great thing about runic is that the effect persists so long as:

1) Random's alive.
2) Her current runic hasn't been used up by a spell.
3) She hasn't 'cancelled' her runic by selecting another command INCLUDING another runic.



Take that you metal motherfucker!

Next time on Josh's FFVI LP: Boksi's scenario, finally!

[Shoruke]

Gee. Tough choice on scenario right there. I think you should go with Boksi's.

...Can I be Mog please? I won't shove my Mog Lance up anyone's ass if I can.

...It makes sense, you just have to avoid the demi-paradox part.

[inaluct]

You know what would be cool?

Having Nirur Torir and Shoruke battle for the position of Mog. Find some sort of game, give Nirur 6 lives and Shoruke 5, and have them fight.

[Aqizzar]

I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies, was that what you were talking about Aqizzar?

Philistine.  Yes, that's the exchange when Luke busts into Leia's cell wearing a storm trooper uniform.  In case you didn't know, Biggs and Wedge were two of Luke's wingmen in the Death Star attack.

And again...

Spoiler: A chained up chick in a dungeon with the pulp beat out of her? (click to show/hide)

I don't get Celes' uniform.  She's a general and she doesn't wear pants.  A good start with the big white shoulder pads, moon boots, and flowing white cape, but then a green singlet and no pants.  Although, if Terra's outfit is supposed to be an imperial uniform, then I guess they both make sense.  The Empire is a as sexist as Starfleet.

[Ultimuh]

Remember to buy some meat whenever you reach.. uhm.. whatever that towns name was again?
Eh, nevermind, still a somewhat long way to go..

[Random832]

Remember to buy some meat whenever you reach.. uhm.. whatever that towns name was again?

Thamasa - and I don't think he's likely to forget, given that he's going out of his way to make sure he gets encounters in order to fill the rage list.

[Time Kitten]

And given that it is an absolute requirement.

[Creamcorn]

It's so fun hitting Gau with Cyan's swordtech, especially when maxed and on accident. Hehe by the way, anyone ever see Sabin Boksi suplex himself? Tis a hilarious site, incredibly hilarious, most funniest thing you can see in the game, especially when it kills him.