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Nirur Torir

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[JoshuaFH]

Har har! Time to go to Mt. Kolts!

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But walking is such a lame way to travel!

Fortunately, there's an alternative...



Chocobo's are like the really awesome rental cars of Final Fantasy!

Before we go to Mt. Kolts though, there's a little house I want to visit first.



Not the time for Lynyrd Skynyrd Myroc!




Durn lousy buckets with lousy loot.



Myroc: Who are you?
Guy: Boksi and some prick went up into the Mountains, that's all I know.
Myroc: I didn't ask that!
Guy: Well too bad! *Ninja flashbang escape*

damn it all!

Gonna have to walk the rest of the way.



Here we are!



Let's just go into this cave and FIGHT!



Brawlers, not particular intimidating enemies, but they have a stealable piece of equipment called a Bandana, which is better than our shitty plume hats.



Imagine the above pic, except times a thousand. That's how many goddamn times I tried to get that damn Bandana! It's not worth it, so I just kill him and move on.



The path through here is sort of odd, but it's very linear.

FIGHT!



Rubbish enemy, nothing special. You can steal potions though, a step up from tonics. Also, this pic showcases Myroc's Noiseblaster, which is an absolutely broken move that confuses all enemies.



Let's snatch some free loot.



A tent'll heal us good.

FIGHT!



Triliums are the first bastard enemy we come up against. They have a move called "poison bane" or something, that poisons you! We only have about 5 antidotes, but we have Oknido's magic to fall back on if the RNG screws me over.



It feels like I'm being followed...



Oh well, Save point!

Let's use that tent I just found.

Next time on Joshua's FF6 LP: our first worthy boss!

[Myroc]

I love that line. It doesn't fit in with the rest of the game at all, and that makes it even better.

My favorite is still "You guys sound like chapters out of a self-help booklet!"

[Boksi]

My favorite line is "You spoony bard!" even though it isn't in this game.

[JoshuaFH]

Onward, to great glory!

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Who'da thought mountains were so grassy.

FIGHT!



Alright, those birds are pretty cool. They're called Cirpius' and when you confuse them, they have a roughly 2/3 chance of using one of two instant death attacks on themselves or one of there other comrades.

It's pretty cool.



God, I have to circle around?



Who's that guy?



Myroc: You know Boksi? He's my not-so-identical twin!
Vargas: KICK KICK KICK!



Myroc: Asshole! Why'd you do that?
Vargas: God, are you guys retarded? I'm attacking you for no reason!



Oh god, he has bears!

Quick, throw everything you can at'em!





That smarts!



Got rid of the bears!

Since garvas is alone now, use bio blaster, because it has higher attack power, but it does split damage so it's better against single opponents!





Boksi: What's your problem Varvas?
Vargas: Daddy doesn't love me! DIE!



Vargas: Haha! I have you now!
Boksi: Not so fast. Little do you know... I CAN PUNCH YOU!



Vargas: Punches! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!



Myroc: Hey Boksi, want to go beat the shit out of the Empire?
Boksi: Sure!
Oknido: A bodybuilding muscleman straight out of my dreams? YES!

Time to get the last bit of treasure.

Next time on Josh's FF6 LP: The returner's hideout!

((Note: it's actually possible to beat Vargas without using pummel. IIRC he has something like 12,000 hp, so in order to do it within the time limit he places on you, you'd have to grind your party such that the average level between everyone is so high that Boksi would start out at a sufficiently high enough level (seeing as how every new character follows the party's average level + 2 when determining level) so that you can aurabolt him to death.))

[Aqizzar]

Yeah, there's a lot of weird things you can achieve if you grind the shit out of the game at different points.

You're wrong about the bio-blaster.  All of Edgar's tools that do spread damage don't work like magic spreads.  It's more like "field" damage, it has the same attack power per target, no matter how many targets there are.

Anyway, make sure Oknido pusses out and refuses to help the Returners.  Not only is the cutscene and plot better, but you get the vastly more awesome Gengi Glove.  And steal all the stuff in the storeroom - the Returners don't need that White Cape anyway.

[Boksi]

I agree! We must feed our thief's treasure hunter's rampant kleptomania acquisitional tendencies.

[JoshuaFH]

Let's go!

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But first, let's check Boksi's equipment.



alright stuff.

Let's move on.



Gotta go up this grass here and FIGHT!



Oh yeah, those are Rhodoxes. They are pathetic right now, but they're gonna make a HUGE difference later on.

Let's show off Boksi's other move, Aura bolt.




Strongest attack by far this stage in the game.

Found the place.



Let's go talk to the head honcho.



"Now, I want my donkey back."



Oknido: LIAR! I killed atleast 70!

-gist of the conversation-

Banon: So, eh, wanna fight the empire?
Oknido: I don't knowwwww....

Alright, let's go collect all the loot in this place! There's a ton of it!



and for the second best item, look for a secret passage right here.



Now, after you've talk to enough people or something, you can go outside and talk to Banon.




Now, I'm gonna select NO 3 times, so I can get a better piece of loot than what he'd give me if I said yes.



I hope it was an integor.

Anyway, the Empire's coming! Somehow!

Gotta escape!



Raft sounds good!



Genji gloves sound better! These will allow someone to equip two weapons at once. The other piece of equipment that I passed up was the gauntlet, which would allow me to wield one weapon in two hands, thereby increasing attack power.

The Genji Gloves are better by far.

Next time on Joshua's FF6 LP: White Water Rafting!

[Myroc]

I want the Genji Glove until i get my chainsaw.

[Aqizzar]

Boksi deserves it far more.  What kind of martial arts claw fighter uses a shield, instead of two claws?

I demand that for the white water rafting, you use a key command recorder to set the game into that looping section with Banon healing and everyone attacking.  Then leave the game running for a couple hours so the part is like level 60.

[Boksi]

Still, he can have it until we actually have two claws for me to equip, because I didn't notice any sort of shopping going on there.

[Random832]

I demand that for the white water rafting, you use a key command recorder to set the game into that looping section with Banon healing and everyone attacking.  Then leave the game running for a couple hours so the part is like level 60.

Also did you know that in the second kefka fight (the one in Narshe, after everyone joins back up), it's possible to steal infinite elixirs and ethers? That's a bit later on in the game though

Speaking of claws - you missed your shot at, one of the monsters  (Rhinotaur) on the path leading to the Returner base drops has Mithril Claw as a rare steal.

Useful links:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/file/554041/39863
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/file/554041/43586

And, yes, it is indeed important to make sure you face a Rhodox. Show of hands, does anyone here not know why?

[Aqizzar]

And, yes, it is indeed important to make sure you face a Rhodox. Show of hands, does anyone here not know why?

A complete rage list for Gau?  I never use him, no matter how good you say he is.

[Random832]

A complete rage list for Gau?

Doesn't have to be complete, just has to have that one thing on it - think X-Zone with no MP cost. It's great for taking out giant sandworms when you're low on cash in the WoR.

[Myroc]

While on the topic of Gau's rage, the Stray Cat one is good. It makes him attack in melee all the time, and it's Catscratch ability deals a huge amount of damage.

Also, we could have stolen a Mythril Claw from Vargas as well.

[Random832]

Also, we could have stolen a Mythril Claw from Vargas as well.

Yeah, but you can't count on rare steals in boss battles (except for that second kefka fight)