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[Myroc]

Mog can also use swords, if you are a moogle person.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Oh thank god.

No way in hell am I mackin' it with the War Minister.

Hoi, this raises my interests...

OK, make me Celes.



@Myroc: I hate moogles, period.

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Nah, make me Cyan, I just want to mind-screw Aqizzar

[Myroc]

@Myroc: I hate moogles, period.

You'll regret saying that when Mog comes at you with Fire3.

[Okenido]

I'll equip the shield.

[JoshuaFH]

Hey IWM, what would you like your name abbreviated to? Not quite sure how to fit your long name into the 6 character limit.

Alright!

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Gonna go to Figaro,

But first...




And...





I gave Aqizar the buckler that Oknido had, because there's no reason for him to not have it.

Let's crash this popsicle stand, or however that saying goes.





FIGHT!



Wha... What the hell is that? an evil Cauliflower? That's one hell of a downgrade, going from fighting mummies and mammoths in a mecha, to stabbing evil cabbages with wimpy knives.

We have a thief, so might as well steal from it, so if it's holding anything in it's leaves, or something...



What do you ya know!

Let's just dispatch it and move on.



Oops! Forgot to put Oknido in the back row, let's just do that right now.



Goin South.



Through a forest, apparently.



And a desert! What an eerily diverse ecology. I was in a snowy mountain town one minute, and barren desert the next.

FIGHT!



... Sand Rays?

Steal, steal from everything, I must do it...



Now burn, I must burn everything!




Alright, now, to the castle!



Sweet.




"Cover's 10 bucks"



I must have VIP membership or something.




Nice place they got here.




Really nice place...



They were expecting me, I see.






Is this the king? I don't see a crown!



I didn't say anything!



Yeah! Who do you think you are!?







How ya doin' Myroc?




*NOD*



*NOD*



That was the best nodding ever.

See ya bud!









I think he's coming on to you Oknido!




Oh, you and your perversity!

Time to loot the castle.





I probably forgot some things, feel free to point them out.

There are two item shops, these are all of the things for sale.




What should I buy?

Next time on Joshua's FF6 LP, Figaro Castle continued!

[Myroc]

Woo, i got my second favorite character in the game. I would have gone for my complete favorite if it weren't for the fact that Kefka isn't a party member.

Also...

I think he's coming on to you Oknido!

By the gods no, I'm just being polite.

Also, buy all three tools. You can never have too much tools.

[JoshuaFH]

Alright!

Onward, with the Figaro Castle segment!

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Since I've only been asked to buy the tools, that's the ONLY thing I'm gonna buy!

I don't need 1 fucking noiseblaster, I need fucking 4 of them!



Same with the bioblaster, let's stock up on that shit.



Now we're fully prepared.



Where the hell do I go?! I have a headache.




Gimme free bed.



Onward! Downwards!




Outside?



Let's talk to this old hag.



*FLASHBACK!*



"Hey, how come I don't get sepia tone?"



Doesn't look like a twin to me.



Boksi? What a dumb name.



Screw you old lady.




There's what's his face again.



Pretty good.



Probably what now?










Ha! What a humorously bossy guy!










Later, in Oknido's room.



Goddammit!




Yadda yadda yadda FIRE



Time to execute, plan Chocobo!






^"He's signaling for Aqizar and Oknido to jump.





Dive?



The MC Hammer isn't appropriate right now chancellor!

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"Blast it all! Send the Mecha!"




Quick, use one of those Noiseblasters!



Excellent!

Now, FIRE!






*WINK*



*swoon*



OH GOD! THEIR HEAD'S FELL OFF!

Oh well, let's mop these guys up.






I'll never forget this one line. Ever.



Yeah, now shut up.



Yadda Yadda Yadda!

Let's go win this war then!

Next time on Joshua's Final Fantasy 6 LP: Through the Southern Cave!

[Aqizzar]

Okay, you've got so many pictures in that post that my browser won't load them all.  Two tips: First, you don't have to post a screenshot of every box of dialog, writing them works fine.  Second, if you break it up into multiple spoiler tags, it won't kill a browser to load some of them at a time.

Spoiler: Also, if anybody doesn't know the reference- (click to show/hide)

Fire!  Fire!  Heh heh heh...

[JoshuaFH]

Alright Aqizzar, thanks for the tip. I'll try to be more considerate in the future.

[Myroc]

OH GOD! THEIR HEAD'S FELL OFF!

Ah yes, this happens sometimes when I play FF3 on ZSNES (A Snes emulator which i presume CJ is using.)

Also, you mind checking what equipment i have?

[JoshuaFH]

Sorry about the picture density, again. I'll try to make the updates smaller, like this one.

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Time to go Southward.

You'll find the Cave you want in a little nook in the mountains.





Myroc: South Figaro foo'! Now step aside!
Guard: Yessir!



Inside, we're immediately treated of all our injuries against our will.

I'm sure that turtle will never be important in the future.

Anyway, here's out current status, and Myroc's equipment.




Now, time to spelunk!

Now, what do you expect to find in a cave?



If you said GIANT BEES then you get a cookie!

Picture taken mid-theft, of course.



They aren't important, so they die.

Continue!



I have a feeling that there's treasure somewhere in this cave, but also that I should touch it.

So instead I'm gonna... FIGHT



Oh, we have some more freaks of nature to crossbow in the face.

Let me oblige you.




and Oknido figures out how to magically inject someone with magic antidote as a result of watching someone else shoot monsters with crossbow.

Anyway, let's just run straight to the exit, cause this is like the most boring place ever.





That must be South Figaro!

Now let's just... FIGHT!



I like this guy already!



This is him being killed by Oknido, it doesn't look like it, but it is.

Let's cut straight to the chase, there's two immediate shops in SF that are of any interest.

These are them.

Anyone want anything?

[Aqizzar]

As if you need to be told that you should buy all the optimum equipment for everybody.  Regal cutlasses for Oknido and Myroc, Plumed Hats for all.

What I want to know is how that turtle-  Actually, I'll save that observation until the world ends.

[Myroc]

Don't forget to check if that mythril pike is more powerful than the cutlasses. Edgar I can use spears.

[JoshuaFH]

Oh Aqizar, you take me for someone that's won't squander their money on useless trinkets!

It's not you that's killing countless freaks of nature and stealing their money, so let's get what I REALLY want...

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Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!

Now I won't walk like a cripple in ankle cuffs anymore!

Used up all my money though...



Now, what should we do?

Look around and take everything we find, of course.

Let the exhaustive theft commence!



A warp stone is a fairly rare item that you'll never use. Most likely.

Now, for the best stuff.



Look behind this bookshelf for a secret passage you weren't supposed to find yet, and you'll come across some chests with the best loot yet...



Yeah! Now I have enough money for the new equipment!

Let's just get that now.

*One thorough wallet emptying shopping spree later*

Alright, now gaze and awe at the character's slightly improved stats!



Any objections to my choices?

After spending my last fistful of gil at the inn, I come across an oddly dressed man in the bar.



Myroc: Watch it man, he's one tough asshole.
Aqizar: He must be, he has his own theme!





Another one of my favorite lines.

Next time on Joshua's Final Fantasy 6 LP: Onward, to Mt. Kolts!

[inaluct]

I love that line. It doesn't fit in with the rest of the game at all, and that makes it even better.