It's called Final Fantasy 6!
I mean 3!
Let's start a new game shall we?
Oh, we got some intro action, I see. Something about Magi, I liked that story. It was so heartwarming.
You can trust any history book that only records things in 1000 year increments.
Hey, I saw a magician before, and I don't think pulling doves out of your sleeves counts as a "dread destructive force".
Hey, those magicians are silly, but entertaining nonetheless!
Okay, so I'm in a Mech, and I have to find an "esper", whatever that is.
Advanced enough for mechs, but not for airdrops, so we have to walk our way there. Takes long enough.
Hey man, we're just some mech soldiers, mindin' our own business! Can you spare some food and a warm bed?
PSYCHE! LASER IN THE FACE!
That was easy.
Then again, the laser in the face choice is always very good.
We're just so awesome, we can walk around town in our mechs, in clear violation of mech walking code.
We're so badass, we can will things out of existence, apparently.
Another fight.
How do I do it?
I'll tell you how!
Just spray funny gas all over your problem, and it dies!
Found a cave, and a savepoint!
But we're not saving! Saving's for panzies!
Alright, now to steal that Esper!
Whelk?
And shits thunder?
ATTACK THE SHELL!
Ouch.
Quick! Spam lasers on the head!
success!
Found the Esper, I wonder how much we can sell this thing for?
Oh, another fight?
Wedge and Vicks vanished! Oh well, I'm sure I'll see them again, they're such cool characters after all.
Do something!
Stop doing things!
Ugh! Something happened and now I'm in this old guy's bed. I should lay off the vodka.
Let's talk to him and find out what happened.
Slave crown? Sniper Joe would LOVE this game!
Aw man! I need to name this girl?