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Author Topic: What have you done!? ‼THREAD‼  (Read 11202 times)

Pandarsenic

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What have you done!? ‼THREAD‼
« on: April 16, 2009, 01:18:09 am »

There is a match and a pile of kindling before you. To the side are some logs.

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« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 03:54:56 am by Pandarsenic »
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 01:19:26 am »

-make wooden friend with logs
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 01:20:08 am »

>Light friend on fire like the sicko you are.
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 01:21:25 am »

-make wooden friend with logs

You pile the logs to make some sort of... log snowman.

Logman.

Woodman.

No...

Hmm...

We'll name him Carl.


>Light friend on fire like the sicko you are.

And then we'll ignite him.
Wait, there's no fire here!


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« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 01:32:29 am by Pandarsenic »
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 01:22:39 am »

-enjoy scary stories with Carl
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 01:24:42 am »

You try to scare Carl with your best ghost story! He doesn't react at all! Awwww.

You wait for Carl to tell his story.


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« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 01:32:37 am by Pandarsenic »
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 01:32:10 am »

>check need-to-be-in-an-asylum points

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 01:33:27 am »

You only have two need-to-be-in-an-asylum points. You'll have to do better than that to be committed!

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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 01:34:24 am »

>date friend

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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 01:36:29 am »

You use your fingernails to scratch the date of your friend's creation into his side. He's wood, so it won't hurt him.

You must also sign your friend to earn the Signed & Dated Bonus!


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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2009, 01:37:51 am »

 >Light kindling with match
 >Blow on kindling
 >Blow on kindling
 >Blow on kindling
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 01:39:05 am »

> continue until fire is formed
> Fart on fire
> Burn carl
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2009, 01:39:38 am »

You attempt to ignite the kindling with the match, but the match isn't on fire.

You blow on the kindling. Nothing happens.
You blow on the kindling. Nothing happens.
You blow on the kindling. Nothing happens.

There's no fire to fart on!

They're no fire with which to burn Carl!


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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2009, 01:41:02 am »

>light match
>light kindling
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 01:42:04 am »

>sign Carl, have dinner with Carl, punch the ground in anger
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