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[Jackrabbit]

>Practice the ability to walk through walls

[Myroc]

>Imaginary cast Magic Missile.

[Pandarsenic]

You uproot yourself and try to walk through a wall. It... doesn't work well.

You have no target for your imaginary Magic Missile!

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[Jack_Bread]

>Move all 'ZIG'

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>Go crazier and begin to eat wall.

[Pandarsenic]

You can't move 'ZIG' until you no longer possess all your base!

You gain 2 need-to-be-in-asylum points and begin to eat the wall. You spray your boon digestive juices on the wall and begin to eat through the stone.

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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>start believing that Paul is dead.

>Turn the sun into a pie

[Pandarsenic]

Don't be ridiculous. You require far more need-to-be-in-asylum points to do that.

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[Jackrabbit]

>continue eating wall

[Pandarsenic]

You continue eating the wall.

The wall attempts to eat you!

It fails. You eat it.

You witness sunlight for the first time. You see a road and a number of buildings. Your boon visual organs cannot distinguish their colors.

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[JoshuaFH]

-evolve

[Jack_Bread]

>Tell the voices to shut up

[Jackrabbit]

>get out of the goddamn fire

[Pandarsenic]

You can't evolve without reproducing.

The voices refuse!

You get out of the fire. Except, y'know. It's on you. You stumble out of the fire but the flaming vegetable oil is pouring out.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

>remove fire.