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Author Topic: Twitter to Destroy Civilization  (Read 8649 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #45 on: April 15, 2009, 10:58:43 pm »

I guess with technology revolving around our newfound telepathic powers?
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sonerohi

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2009, 11:18:25 pm »

New way to win wars: Get people hammered drunk and stoned out of their minds so they don't even know what they're thinking, and then catapult them at the enemy with bombs strapped to their face.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2009, 11:21:28 pm »

New way to win wars: Get people hammered drunk and stoned out of their minds so they don't even know what they're thinking, and then catapult them at the enemy with bombs strapped to their face.

I think that would be just as effective if people weren't psychic.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #48 on: April 15, 2009, 11:31:45 pm »

 How to win a psychic war: Round up all the perverts and wierdos of the world. Grant them access to any media they want. Station them in enemy territory and have them transmit everything they are thinking about.

 Our first wave will be purely goatse...
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #49 on: April 15, 2009, 11:36:17 pm »

I'm pretty sure the Geneva convention would step in there
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #50 on: April 15, 2009, 11:51:48 pm »

Oh Dear God...

4chan would rule the world with their doomsday device of /b/...
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2009, 12:05:34 am »

UN: We shall send troops to 4chan to make sure they dismantle their images of mass destruction.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2009, 12:23:26 am »

If we need to win a war against telepaths just send me in, if the reactions I got here are anything to go on they will run in terror clawing their throats out with all the frog sex.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2009, 12:24:28 am »

I'm glad we have you and your dirty mind to protect us from the hypothetical telepath army Joe.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 02:56:41 am by chaoticjosh »
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2009, 01:40:17 am »

Well...

I don't think froggies are enough...

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2009, 02:54:51 am »

We should totally make an RPG around these battle mechanics...

Edit: spelling
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2009, 04:59:36 am »

This discussion is so telepathetic.


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Jackrabbit

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2009, 05:53:56 am »

"Huh, it's almost as if we're-"

{communicating telepathically?}

"What?"

"I didn't say anything"
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2009, 06:50:23 am »

This is not a post.  The actual post is telepathically being sent to you.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2009, 07:09:20 am »

I'm not really sure what the hell "Twitter" is supposed to be and I doubt I'll ever bother finding out.

But I thought Marylin Manson and Doom was what was going to turn everyone into unfeeling sociopaths?

Anyways, I don't quite get why its a bad thing, its going back to natural human societies where death and suffering was commonplace and an accepted part of life. You know, the days where women had 8 kids and maybe 4 surived to adulthood? Somethings got to balance out the high standard of living and sheltered lives people live these days.
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