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Author Topic: Twitter to Destroy Civilization  (Read 8641 times)

Yanlin

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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #90 on: April 18, 2009, 09:00:26 am »
Armok help us if they ever organize...
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #91 on: April 18, 2009, 08:39:26 pm »
Thats about as likely as /b/ stopping all the Jew hate
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2009, 12:24:33 am »
Well the operated together to battle Tom Cruise and Scientology. You never know.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2009, 03:17:27 am »
I challenge you guys to build a fort capable of withstanding the onslaught of 4chan.

Your fort must survive a zerg rush of 50 million unarmed goblins.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2009, 03:38:50 am »
Weapons traps, all made of real world situations. They won't survive.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2009, 11:09:49 am »
Weapon traps get jammed. I think you missed the 50,000,000 part.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2009, 01:06:04 pm »
Chain a girl out in the middle of the forest with channels all around her. They'll stand around and talk about how 'hawt' she is.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2009, 01:07:25 pm »
*Ahem*

50,000,000 of them! Besides. The girl will soon fall. They will fill the channel with themselves so others can cross to the hawt girl.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #98 on: April 19, 2009, 01:09:34 pm »
What game are you playing?  That channel can hold all the dorks in the world.  Their masses of hairy flesh will never fill it.

Besides, they'll be as scared and intimidated as anything.  4channers can only view women from the safety of imagery without fleeing in terror.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #99 on: April 19, 2009, 01:12:48 pm »
Geeze, just threaten to call their parents, and they'll get scared and go home.
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« Reply #100 on: April 19, 2009, 02:53:02 pm »
But they have telephones at home and can order pizza and nobles to your house.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #101 on: April 19, 2009, 02:59:20 pm »
Magma airlocks!
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #102 on: April 19, 2009, 05:47:25 pm »
Boatmurdered Defense mechanism.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #103 on: April 19, 2009, 05:56:53 pm »
 Trap the first: A long bridge over a deep pit. The bridges are constantly extending and retracting.

 Trap the second: Magma Moses.

 Trap the Third: Magma Curtain.

 By far the three greatest achievements in the dwarven trap arsenal.
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Re: Twitter to Destroy Civilization
« Reply #104 on: April 19, 2009, 08:01:21 pm »
By magma moses I assume you mean a sea of magma, in the center of which are grates leading to a small room underneath blocked by a floodgate. The floodgate opens into the bottomless pit. By opening the floodgate, the magma drains, leaving a thin strip of land to walk on. When they begin advancing, you pull the lever again and they become flaming corpses?....

Freaking frick on a stick on a brick! I've got to make that in DF now.
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