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[Strife26]

>Check to see if self is blue or not.

[Myroc]

>Incinerate Tape. Which one doesn't matter.

[ToonyMan]

>Check to see if self is blue or not.

You look down on yourself, you are blue.

>Incinerate Tape. Which one doesn't matter.

You shoot a laser at Tape, now his clothes are on fire.  He should of read the, "Toy may catch you and your bed on fire." which was in the fine print.  Tape is running around faster now, you wonder why he isn't calling 911.



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[Strife26]

>Go to Stack pad

[ToonyMan]

>Go to Stack pad

You hurry over to the stack pad, some other blue men are over there, they have shotguns.  One has a red plus on his head.  They don't seem disturbed by your presence.  Tape is laying still on the ground on fire.  He's probably dead.


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[Myroc]

>Remove tape from mouth while laughing evilly at Tape on the floor.

[Strife26]

>look for crates

[ToonyMan]

>Remove tape from mouth while laughing evilly at Tape on the floor.

There's no tape on your mouth right now.  You laugh evilly at Tape on the floor.  He twiches.

>look for crates

You don't see any crates nearby, odd.  The blue men start talking about an assault on the red base.  You see a red stack pad way out on the other corner of the room.


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[Strife26]

>Give CPR to Tape.

[Myroc]

>Lead a heroic assault against the red base.
>Look for a weapon.

[Strife26]

Always a good idea to make sure one is armed before charging.

[ToonyMan]

>Give CPR to Tape.

You're too small for that to be possible right now, maybe there is a way...

>Lead a heroic assault against the red base.
>Look for a weapon.

There's a cache of weapons near the blue stack pad.  It would be fine if you take some you think.  There's an uzi, grenades, and some rocket launchers.


Sorry for the delay, I had to go to some northern canadian survival ting for 2 days.  It's freazin up there.

[Myroc]

>Grab as many weapons as you can, and lead a heroic assault against the red base, sending your teammates in first for cannon fodder glory.

[Org]

>But first launch artillery strikes upon it. And call for an orbital bombardment upon their position

[ToonyMan]

>Grab as many weapons as you can, and lead a heroic assault against the red base, sending your teammates in first for cannon fodder glory.

You lock and load Arnold style with that goofy smile when he holds the mini-gun and everything.  You say some touchy, motivating speech before saying CHARGE!!!!!  Exploding bodies come from everywhere, wise cracks split your plastic ears open.  Nobody is left except for you.  Feet and tombstones are everywhere, you just realized you have killed everybody in this toy room except for yourself.

>But first launch artillery strikes upon it. And call for an orbital bombardment upon their position

Too Late!