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Author Topic: Lunatic Command Mad  (Read 56378 times)

ToonyMan

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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2009, 08:53:57 pm »

>Hug kick.

With your little toy jetpack you launch up behind Kick and strangle him, problem solved.  You're starting to wonder why you are here...


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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2009, 08:54:43 pm »

>Smile at tape.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2009, 08:56:08 pm »

>Smile at tape.

You see no point in smiling at an inanimated object, but you do it anyway for the kids.  You are quite tiny.  You have a strange craving for KFC.


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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2009, 08:58:06 pm »

>Declare martial law.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2009, 09:01:01 pm »

>Declare martial law.


Bruce Lee kicks you in the plastic jaw.  Your head hits hard on foolish.  You feel foolish.


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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2009, 09:03:06 pm »

>Channel Spirit of Chuck Norris to smash Bruce.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2009, 09:05:02 pm »

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2009, 09:05:11 pm »

>Channel Spirit of Chuck Norris to smash Bruce.


You feel the power of Narrus in you, your head spins twice around.  Bruce Lee starts spinning his arms like a train going chu chu after you.


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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2009, 09:39:59 pm »

>Defend self with laser eyes.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2009, 10:17:28 pm »

>Fly with jetpack; Do a barrel roll
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2009, 11:00:11 pm »

>Run to Tape like the crybaby you are.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2009, 11:35:49 pm »

>HULKSMASH!!!
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2009, 09:12:22 am »

>Defend self with laser eyes.

You're a toy.  Try again later.

>Fly with jetpack; Do a barrel roll

You're jetpack is out of lead.  Try again later.

>Run to Tape like the crybaby you are.

You would but....

>HULKSMASH!!!

RAGAGAGAHGHAGA!!!!   YOUR RAGE OF FURY CAUSES BRUCE LEE TO MELT ON THE SPOT, YOU WANT TO TASTE BLOOD.




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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2009, 09:21:31 am »

>quote the Raven from memory.
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Re: Lunatic Command Mad
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2009, 09:22:58 am »

>Let forth an evil laugh.
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