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[Squeegy]

That was a joke, dumbass! You are disgusted with yourself and the stupid ideas of the voices in your head.

The man climbs into the drawer and shuts it behind him.

The radio plays static.

[Jack_Bread]

>dance to the static then hunt for food

[Floirt]

>BURN THE TABLE BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE

[Squeegy]

>dance to the static then hunt for food

You dance to the static. You call it 'standing there'. There is food in your backpack, numbnuts.

>BURN THE TABLE BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE

You burn the table with the means possible. Meaning none. You do not burn the table.

The radio plays static.

[Floirt]

>Start an electric fire; use fire to burn table

[Squeegy]

You don't want to burn your hands.

The radio plays static.

[WorkerDrone]

>Shoot and do a Barrell Roll!

[Squeegy]

You shoot at nothing with a finger gun. You lose 3 badass points.

[WorkerDrone]

>You should have done a Barrel Roll.

>Shoot the bird and conjure a cigar.

>If all else fails, say a witty one liner.

>Yes, this is all in the hopes of regaining those three points. Besides the first one. You can make fun of that one, but I don't really care. Not my problem if Mr. Adventure does something stupid. It might amuse me.

>Was that long enough for you?

>I shouldn't be allowed this many actions, so just ignore them once you read the word "Yes,".

[Squeegy]

You point your finger gun at an imaginary bird and go 'pew pew pew'. You lose 5 badass points.

You are unable to conjure a cigar.

You try to say a witty one-liner, but say "jehfwiuhreu" instead. You lose 2 badass points.

[Jack_Bread]

>do a backflip THEN shoot a bird

[Squeegy]

You do a backflip and fall over backwards instead.

[bob_smith]

> take off the lab coat

> burn the lab coat (you have a broken TV and wall sockets for an electrical fire)

> set fire to the drawers

[Squeegy]

You take off the labcoat, but find it is fireproof! You also burn your hands. Owwww.

[Jack_Bread]

>examine surroundings