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[Squeegy]

>Offer to trade the radio for something.

It's not your radio!

Oops
> Sharpen "shitty spear"

> Turn off radio

You left it in the ground, it sucks.
The radio has no off button!

The radio plays static.

[Org]

>Poke man in the eye

[Ultimuh]

>Listen to static, and try to decipher the sound codes!
It MUST be IMPORTANT!

[Floirt]

>Push the dude over; bring the fridge on him

[bob_smith]

> Attack with named door

Edit: by named door I mean attack with The Slaughtering of Whitecoats

[Squeegy]

>Poke man in the eye

He dodges. He has good reflexes, he must deal with people like you all the time.

>Listen to static, and try to decipher the sound codes!
It MUST be IMPORTANT!

You can't decipher anything.

>Push the dude over; bring the fridge on him

You miss the stranger. He pushes you over.

> Attack with named door

You can't do that from the floor!

The radio plays static.

[Org]

>Stand Up
>Flood room with tears of defeat

[Squeegy]

You stand up. You start to cry, but find you have no tear ducts!

The radio plays static.

[Org]

>Kill self

[Squeegy]

You try to stab yourself with your lamp. It does nothing.

The radio plays a sad tune.

[Yaaga]

> Now that we're up, take our artifact door and own this guy. Steal all his valuables.

[Squeegy]

You swing at the man! He dodges easily and kicks the door out of your hand. It is now firmly embedded in the ceiling.

The radio plays sad music.

[Yaaga]

> Go into tantrum spiral, he's essentially destroyed our greatest creation. (Grab nearest heavy object for aide in our tantrum spiral.)

[Squeegy]

You're a human, you don't have [trANCES]!

The man is clearly tired of your shit. He buttons up his jacket and opens the table drawer.

The radio plays static.

[Yaaga]

> Modify the raw files, gives humans trances. Repeat last action after that is done.