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Squeegy

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #180 on: April 13, 2009, 07:49:19 pm »

>Eat only the flaming part of the magazine
> Put hand in fire until completely ablaze.

I beg your pardon?
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #181 on: April 13, 2009, 07:51:33 pm »

>Steal car. Drive into wall. If alive, Repeat.
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Yaaga

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #182 on: April 13, 2009, 07:52:28 pm »

> Bash. Head. Against. Wall. Until. Our. Head. Ceases. To. Exist.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #183 on: April 13, 2009, 07:52:48 pm »

> Have sex with the front page of the magazine.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #184 on: April 13, 2009, 07:57:26 pm »

>Steal car. Drive into wall. If alive, Repeat.

What cars?

> Bash. Head. Against. Wall. Until. Our. Head. Ceases. To. Exist.

Wow! Even burnt and ruined it's a cool magazine!
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #185 on: April 13, 2009, 07:59:16 pm »

Look for a number to call on the magazine. (Flip the page over)
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #186 on: April 13, 2009, 07:59:51 pm »

>Become one with the Matrix. Begin to fly.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #187 on: April 13, 2009, 08:00:35 pm »

>Throw away magazine and jump off lamp in an attempt to kill yourself.

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #188 on: April 13, 2009, 08:00:43 pm »

>Eat a bagel. If there is no bagel, inflict severe wound on self
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #189 on: April 13, 2009, 08:02:21 pm »

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #190 on: April 13, 2009, 08:03:29 pm »

> Rip that annoying page to pieces so it can't thwart our suicide attempts anymore.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #191 on: April 13, 2009, 08:05:52 pm »

Look for a number to call on the magazine. (Flip the page over)


>Become one with the Matrix. Begin to fly.
What a dumbass idea!

>Throw away magazine and jump off lamp in an attempt to kill yourself.
No way! The magazine is way too cool! Also the lamp has fallen down.

>Eat a bagel. If there is no bagel, inflict severe wound on self
Hey, there's a bagel over there!

> Rip that annoying page to pieces so it can't thwart our suicide attempts anymore.
No way! The magazine is way too cool!
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #192 on: April 13, 2009, 08:07:05 pm »

Ponder. Then walk into nearby building and search for a phone there.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #193 on: April 13, 2009, 08:07:13 pm »

> Find someone anti-gun who will want to destroy the page.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #194 on: April 13, 2009, 08:08:00 pm »

Ponder. Then walk into nearby building and search for a phone there.
You ponder a bit, then walk into the police building. You see no phones.

> Find someone anti-gun who will want to destroy the page.
Maybe that guy in yellow hated guns.
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