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woose1

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Re: Tunnel
« Reply #165 on: April 13, 2009, 07:32:46 pm »
Start talking in a hard-boiled voice.

Punch hand in snout to establish superiority.
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Floirt

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Re: Tunnel
« Reply #166 on: April 13, 2009, 07:34:18 pm »
>EAT THE HAND
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Fat Ratzo [to Floirt]: I got a package here goin' to Roy Poorman, out in the afterworld.  $120 when you make the delivery.  And hurry!
No, not commiting suicide, sorry.   ...Through that money is rather tempting...

Squeegy

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Re: Tunnel
« Reply #167 on: April 13, 2009, 07:36:38 pm »


As you are distracted by the predictable gag, the person hauls you out of the quaking building and into the parking lot!

He is promptly crushed by a falling lamp.
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Re: Tunnel
« Reply #168 on: April 13, 2009, 07:37:05 pm »
> Cannibalize him!
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

WorkerDrone

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #169 on: April 13, 2009, 07:37:46 pm »
>Switch the story line into that of Aliens. Target the nearest Xenomorph, or if that fails, go find Ripley.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #170 on: April 13, 2009, 07:38:07 pm »

The front page is so interesting, maybe you should flip the page! That might be even more interesting.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #171 on: April 13, 2009, 07:38:41 pm »
>Flip page.

Railroader...-_-
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #172 on: April 13, 2009, 07:39:25 pm »
>EAT THE DAMNED MAGAZINE
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Fat Ratzo [to Floirt]: I got a package here goin' to Roy Poorman, out in the afterworld.  $120 when you make the delivery.  And hurry!
No, not commiting suicide, sorry.   ...Through that money is rather tempting...

Pandarsenic

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #173 on: April 13, 2009, 07:41:40 pm »
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>EAT THE DAMNED MAGAZINE
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #174 on: April 13, 2009, 07:43:44 pm »
As you try to flip the page, a piece of flaming debris smacks it out of your hand and catches it on fire!



All you can recover is the front page.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #175 on: April 13, 2009, 07:44:49 pm »
> Have sex with the front page of the magazine.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Yaaga

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #176 on: April 13, 2009, 07:45:40 pm »
> Put hand in fire until completely ablaze.
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #177 on: April 13, 2009, 07:47:12 pm »
>Ragequit
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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #178 on: April 13, 2009, 07:47:36 pm »
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Fat Ratzo [to Floirt]: I got a package here goin' to Roy Poorman, out in the afterworld.  $120 when you make the delivery.  And hurry!
No, not commiting suicide, sorry.   ...Through that money is rather tempting...

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Re: Parking Lot
« Reply #179 on: April 13, 2009, 07:48:14 pm »
>Eat only the flaming part of the magazine
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