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[Floirt]

>Jump-kick the bars.

[Jack_Bread]

>Astral project yourself to the other side of the bars

[Jackrabbit]

>Pick lock with tongue

[Squeegy]

>Throw fingernails at cop and ask for keys.

Your thoughts seem to be getting increasingly stupid.

[Jack_Bread]

>Throw fingernails at cop and ask for keys.

[Floirt]

>Put self in toilet, HEAD first. Flush repeatdly.

[Yaaga]

> Get annoyed and beat on the door kung fu master style.

[Jackrabbit]

>Throw fingernails at cop and ask for keys.

Your thoughts seem to be getting increasingly stupid.

It's a Yorkshire thing I picked up whilst over there

Pick lock whit tongue, lick road clean whit tongue, that sort of thing (thats how they pronounce with, before you ask).

>pick lock whit tongue.

[Jack_Bread]

>search bed

[woose1]

>Somehow incorperate dice into this game.

[Floirt]

>Somehow incorperate dice into this game.

No.

[Squeegy]

>search bed

You paw through the bed.

You acquire:
1 die, 20 sides
Bedsheet
Pillow

[Jack_Bread]

>roll die to see if the cop is close enough to the bars to get key then have a pillow fight with self

[woose1]

>Somehow incorperate dice into this game.

No.

Yes.
*Laughs evily*

Try real hard to make a rudimentary game of DND using your fingernails, die, bedsheet, and pillow.

[Pandarsenic]

> Ignore Jack_Bread's action
> Pick lock with d20