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[Squeegy]

>pick the lock

You default to picking the lock with your fingernails. Except you have no fingernails.

[Jackrabbit]

>grow fingernails

[Jack_Bread]

>Steal fingernails

[Squeegy]

You start growing fingernails.

...

This could take a while.






So should I draw pictures for these, guys?

[Yaaga]

Nah, this is fine

> Pick up bed in rage spiral, repeatedly smash into cell door.

[Floirt]

>Squeeze through bars due to quantum whatnot, eat police officer.

[Jack_Bread]

>Play Dwarf Fortress using wall

[Squeegy]

> Pick up bed in rage spiral, repeatedly smash into cell door.

You try to pick up the bed. It's bolted to the floor! Not only that, but you broke your fingernails trying!

>Squeeze through bars due to quantum whatnot, eat police officer.

You try to squeeze through the bars using quantum whatnot, but that's not a real thing! All you do is hurt your arms more.

>Play Dwarf Fortress using wall

You put up fingernail fragments and pretend they are dwarves. They fall off the wall.

[Jack_Bread]

>make computer using fingernails, establish internet connection using toilet, download and play Dwarf Fortress

[Floirt]

>Put self into toilet feet first, flush.

[Yaaga]

>Use telekinesis to unlock the door.

[Squeegy]

>make computer using fingernails, establish internet connection using toilet, download and play Dwarf Fortress

You don't even know where to start addressing what a stupid, idiotic idea that is!

>Put self into toilet feet first, flush.

You stand in the toilet and flush repeatedly. Your feet get all wet.

>Use telekinesis to unlock the door.

Some of the voices in your head seem stupider than the others.

[Pandarsenic]

Make fingernails into a sword.

[Jack_Bread]

>Entertain the cop using hand puppets!

[Squeegy]

You try to make hand puppets out of your fingernails. It does not work too well.