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Squeegy

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Re: Outside
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2009, 03:55:28 am »
You stuff the note into your mouth and swallow. Kind of tasteless.

You remember remembering that you don't remember where your apartment is from here. Remember?
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Re: Outside
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2009, 03:55:56 am »
>TACKLE A TREE
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Re: Outside
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2009, 03:57:13 am »
You slam yourself into the nearest tree. You are now covered in rather painful splinters.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2009, 03:58:37 am »
> Utilize long-forgotten ranger skills to track yourself back to where you came from. I.e. the apartment.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2009, 03:58:48 am »
Find PEOPLE
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Re: Outside
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2009, 04:01:17 am »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on April 13, 2009, 03:58:37 am
> Utilize long-forgotten ranger skills to track yourself back to where you came from. I.e. the apartment.
You become one with the splinters to acquire ranger powers! You track your way back home, change into your superhero costume, and begin defending the city from criminals!
You snap out of your daydreaming.

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A nearby apartment door opens and a man walks out with a coffee cup.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2009, 04:02:28 am »
>BITE THE MANS EAR OFF AND STEAL HIS CUP. POUR THE HOT BEVERAGE OVER HIS HEAD.

>Say hello and ask about the weather.

Nevermind.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 04:04:00 am by WorkerDrone »
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Re: Outside
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2009, 04:03:29 am »
Quote from: WorkerDrone on April 13, 2009, 04:02:28 am
>BITE THE MANS EAR OFF AND STEAL HIS CUP. POUR THE HOT BEVERAGE OVER HIS HEAD.
You run up to the man and grab his head and latch onto his ear. You pull back and start stretching it. He begins screaming and drops the cup, which shatters.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #68 on: April 13, 2009, 04:04:22 am »
>Keep eating the ear.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2009, 04:04:31 am »
>Laugh evilly.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #70 on: April 13, 2009, 04:06:26 am »
Quote from: WorkerDrone on April 13, 2009, 04:04:22 am
>Keep eating the ear.
You keep pulling on the man's ear. Your teeth penetrate his flesh and he starts bleeding. A woman runs through the doorway and screams.

Quote from: Myroc on April 13, 2009, 04:04:31 am
>Laugh evilly.
You let go of the ear to laugh evilly, and the man takes the opportunity to shove you over and run inside.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #71 on: April 13, 2009, 04:07:13 am »
Run inside AND EAT HIS EAR
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Re: Outside
« Reply #72 on: April 13, 2009, 04:07:41 am »
>Strangle Self
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Quote from: Realmfighter on February 22, 2010, 11:51:31 pm
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Re: Outside
« Reply #73 on: April 13, 2009, 04:10:34 am »
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on April 13, 2009, 04:07:13 am
Run inside AND EAT HIS EAR
Quote from: Myroc on April 13, 2009, 04:07:41 am
>Strangle Self

Conflicting interests! You are so confused.

The door slams shuts and clicks.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #74 on: April 13, 2009, 04:14:13 am »
> Consume the magazine, so as to slowly die of some combination of ink poisoning and intestinal blockage
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