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[Akroma]

>open window

>jump out of window

[Pandarsenic]

>pistol whip self

[Squeegy]

>open window

>jump out of window

You open the window, and jump out. Then you realize you're on the second floor!
You fall a bit and land with a whump. You get up.

>pistol whip self

You slap yourself across the face with the revolver. You realize how hard it is to pistolwhip one's self.

Inventory:
Revolver (no bullets)
Bottle of Placebos

[Aqizzar]

If I don't remember who I am, how do I know what my eyes look like?

[Squeegy]

You don't remember your name, not your face.

[Akroma]

>run into traffic

[Squeegy]

You look around, trying to find the road. Then you realize your window was facing the back!

[Jackrabbit]

>Pistol whip akroma

[Squeegy]

You flail your pistol around randomly, trying to hit something.

[Akroma]

>find the local poison store



gotta get refunds for that damn placebo

[Squeegy]

You climb over the back fence. You clumsily slip and fall face-first onto the ground on the other side. You struggle to your feet, and come face to face with That Guy!

You demand a refund for your faulty poison, waving the placebo bottle in his face.

[Aqizzar]

> Climb up on the fence, and dive off in a way that'll break my neck.

Hey, why am I trying to kill myself anyway?

[Squeegy]

You climb up on the fence and slip again. You fall off and hit the ground in front of That Guy, who is edging away from you.

To tell the truth, you can't really remember. The reason is probably in your apartment somewhere.

[Little]

Use the sight on your revolver to cut your own throat?

[Squeegy]

You try to slit your throat with your revolver sight, but it just breaks off.

That Guy starts to run away.