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[Squeegy]

>Look around.

You are on the sidewalk in front of a building. There is a metal door behind you. It is sunny. There is an open mailbox here.

> Examine Pumpkin and labcoat

What pumpkin?

>jump for joy

You jump joylessly.

[bob_smith]

You are holding:
•Sawn-Off Labcoat•
•Carton of Milk•
•Mixed Food Shishkebab•
•Pumpkin•

> Examine pumpkin and labcoat in inventory

> Examine building from which I escaped

[Floirt]

>Examine mailbox. Erase 'pumpkin' from vocabulary.

[Squeegy]

What pumpkin?

The mailbox is empty.

We are now as long as Peasant Adventure, in a tenth of the time! Go us!

[Jack_Bread]

>hide labcoat in mailbox then drink milk

[Floirt]

>Rip out mailbox out of ground and wield as weapon.

[bob_smith]

>Spill milk and don't cry

[Squeegy]

You stuff the labcoat into the mailbox and take a swig of milk. It builds strong bones, you know!

You tug on the mailbox, then swing it back and forth until you pull it out of the ground. You add it to your inventory, because you've already equipped the •Lamp•.

You would spill the milk, but that would be wasteful!

[bob_smith]

>Destroy nearest orange object

[Squeegy]

The nearest orange object is inside, in the fridge.

[bob_smith]

>Open fridge

[Squeegy]

It's not here!

[bob_smith]

>Go to fridge

[Floirt]

>Dual-wield the lamp and the mailbox

>Find someone to kill

[Squeegy]

You can't dual-wield, you're holding a •Door Shield•!