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[bob_smith]

> Grind a random skill relating to badassness

[Squeegy]

>examine surroundings

This is a lounge. There's a radio, an empty refridgerator, a bloody couch, the corpse of a scientist missing a head, a bloody clipboard on the floor, a table with a drawer, and a broken TV.

> Grind a random skill relating to badassness

What a fucking stupid idea.

[bob_smith]

> Swear more to grind the badass swearing skill

[Jack_Bread]

>hide scientist body in refrigerator then light fire to the clipboard using faulty wires

[WorkerDrone]

>Waste more time.

[Squeegy]

"Gosh darn fudge."

You lose 10 badass points.

The body won't fit!

You stand around. The loudspeaker turns on. "All personnel please evacuate."

The radio turns off.

[Jack_Bread]

>TURN THE RADIO BACK ON! QUICKLY!

[Squeegy]

The radio has no on or off button!

[WorkerDrone]

>Don't do anything. Don't move. And for that matter, try your best not to breath. You know you have weak will power, but at some point, perhaps the madness will drive you over the edge. Only then will you know sweet release. By death.

[Squeegy]

That sounds like an incredibly stupid idea.

[WorkerDrone]

>You sound like an incredibly stupid person. So its pretty even.

[Jack_Bread]

>Do what the loudspeaker says

[bob_smith]

> Find the nearest window and jump out of the building, while the building explodes in a firey ball of fire, just behind you.
It stands to reason that if you are in a lounge, you are probably close to an exit.

[Squeegy]

You walk outside. There are no windows or exits anywhere near here.

[Jack_Bread]

>look at surroundings and pick up the closest object