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[Squeegy]

Why the fuck would you eat a door? That's the stupidest idea you've ever heard.

You open the door instead. It appears to be a lounge of some kind. There's a radio, a refridgerator, a couch, a scientist sitting on the couch doing calculations, a table with a drawer and a lamp on it, and a TV.

[Yaaga]

Show the scientist where this door got its name! (Becuase I know you'll misdirect that, SMASH WHITECOAT!)

[Sean Mirrsen]

Sneak up to the scientist (with a door, yeah), then suddenly yell "CALCULATE THIS!" and bash him across the room with the door.

[Squeegy]

You bash the scientist's brains out. His calculations are ruined!

The radio blares.

[Floirt]

>Throw the radio on the floor, jump on it, bring the fridge down on it, and jump on the fridge.

[Org]

>Throw fridge out window

[Squeegy]

You smash the radio on the floor, then grind it down with your foot, then bring the fridge down on it, jump on the fridge, upright the fridge, then remake the radio because you really liked that song, then put it back where it was.

Try as you might, the fridge is too heavy to lift off the floor.

The radio blares.

[Floirt]

>Switch the song to 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley; pick up radio and run around rickrolling people.

[Org]

>Then stab the people while doing that

[Squeegy]

You flip through the channels, but are unable to find Rick Astley among them. Perhaps he's just not playing on the air.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Open fridge, eat foodz.

[Floirt]

>Play a fantastic game of FootRadio! It's like football (as in soccer) but with a radio instead of a ball!

[Squeegy]

You open the fridge and grab a •Carton of Milk•, a pack of •Cram•, a box of •Dandy Boy Apples•, a •Mutfruit•, and a •Fresh Potato•.

This FootRadio game sounds pretty boring to you.

The radio blares.

[bob_smith]

> Crack open the TV, turn it on, and use it's excess heat make a roast out of the Cram, Apples, Mutfruit and Potato.

[Squeegy]

You smash the TV's screen, use a rod of steel to make a stick, and roast the food. You now have a •Mixed Food Shishkebab•.