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[Yaaga]

> Pick door up, if another person is in hallway, throw at them, if none present, walk down the hallway to the left.

[Squeegy]

You wrench the door out of the crater. Noticing a startled man in a lab coat and wielding a clipboard, you throw it at him.


Perhaps that was a bit much? You earn 5 overkill points.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Take the lab coat and put it on!

[Squeegy]

You go over and pick up the •Sawn-Off Lab Coat•, then put it on.

It's a bit bloody.

[Ultimuh]

Use blood as camuflage-paint.

[Floirt]

>Use overkill points to conjure up a Chainsaw.

[Yaaga]

> Name the door The Slaughtering of Whitecoats or somesuch, and carry it as our weapon always.

[Squeegy]

You wipe some of the ample blood off and put it on your face. It smells bad.

You don't have enough overkill points for that!

You name the door The Slaughtering of Whitecoats and pick it up.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Eat the door!

[Yaaga]

> Take now uber door, and get out of here. INGORE REQUEST TO EAT!

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

NO! We must eat it, and gain it's powers! MUHAHAHHA!

[Yaaga]

I said no! We must use it to kill the whitecoats, that's why I named it as such!

[Squeegy]

You walk down the hallway. There is a door on the left and one on the right.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

But with its door-ey powers of toughness and strength, we could rule the world!

[Yaaga]

> Go down to the right door, eat that one so that we're full. Exit using left door, making sure to close it behind us, so everyone assumes we left via the eaten door.