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Squeegy

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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #525 on: April 15, 2009, 03:55:38 pm »
You dropkick a tree and sprain your ankle. You lose 3 badass points.

The kiosk owner laughs at you. You lose 1 badass point.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #526 on: April 15, 2009, 03:56:35 pm »
> Point M16 at owners head, come veeery close to pulling trigger to fire.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #527 on: April 15, 2009, 04:07:35 pm »
> Deliver a flying kick to the kiosk owner.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #528 on: April 15, 2009, 04:22:16 pm »
>check badass points
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #529 on: April 15, 2009, 05:07:27 pm »
You are at -1 badass points.

You try to point your M16 at the kiosk owner while doing a flying kick, but only manage to fall backwards and fly into the air. You lose 4 badass points.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #530 on: April 15, 2009, 05:11:54 pm »
Oh f this...

> Take the M16 and fill this guy's head with some metal. Steal all his badass gear that he has.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #531 on: April 15, 2009, 05:15:38 pm »
You shoot at the kiosk owner. He pulls out a shotgun and shoots you! You die.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #532 on: April 15, 2009, 05:17:39 pm »
Damnit he has good reflexes...

> Respawn, first putting in the cheat code to lower our stars so he won't shoot us when we get back up. Earn 1000 badass points for coming back to life.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #533 on: April 15, 2009, 05:19:10 pm »
> Apologize for trying to shoot him, persuade him to give you some badass gear
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #534 on: April 15, 2009, 05:34:09 pm »
You wake up.

You are in a white room, lying on a metal bed. The room is completely empty. There is a metal door to the north, a loudspeaker above on the right, and a vent high up near the ceiling on the left.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #535 on: April 15, 2009, 05:35:44 pm »
Obviously we're in an insane asylum...

> Climb into the vent, because walking out the front door is a stupid idea.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #536 on: April 15, 2009, 05:37:04 pm »
You get off the bed and walk over to the vent. You reach for the vent but find it out of your reach.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #537 on: April 15, 2009, 05:45:04 pm »
>jump for it!
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #538 on: April 15, 2009, 05:51:16 pm »
You jump towards the vent. Somehow, you overshoot and slam into the ceiling. You manage to grab onto the slits in the vent, but it's bolted shut.
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Re: Somewhere
« Reply #539 on: April 15, 2009, 08:54:39 pm »
>Kill Vent.
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