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[Squeegy]

You smash the M16 into the soldier's face a few more times, then smash his head with your foot. You gain 5 badass points.

[Digital Hellhound]

Use badass points to buy equipment: Badass Sunglasses.

[Squeegy]

You are not by a badass kiosk, nor do you have a badass phone!

[Yaaga]

> Steal a car badass style:
Stop car
Open door of car, throw person out
Point M16 at person, squeeze the trigger until just before it fires
Get in car, begin driving off
After 50 meters, point M16 out window and shoot man who owned car
Continue driving to badass kiosk to buy badass gear with our now large sum of badass points.

[Strife26]

>juggle

[Squeegy]

There aren't any cars here! You start juggling your guns.

[Strife26]

>perfect!

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Look around/examine surroundings carefully

[Squeegy]

You are in a clearing in what appears to be a jungle. You can see a box descending from the sky.

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Wait for box

>Juggle guns in the meantime

[Squeegy]

You continue juggling your guns, then slip and shoot your foot. You lose 2 badass points.

The box lands on the ground and opens up, revealing a kiosk. A man is standing at the kiosk.

[Floirt]

>Ask man if this is a badass kiosk  or not.

[Yaaga]

If it is

>

Use badass points to buy equipment: Badass Sunglasses.

[Squeegy]

"Có, đây là một chứng nhận Badass Kiosk."

The man is selling:

• 5 fezes - 1 badass point each
• Pistols Magazine Issue 14 - 5 badass points
• A ninja statue (life-size) - 20 badass points
• A laptop - 10 badass points
• A donkey - 15 badass points
• Badass Sunglasses - 50 badass points
• A sidekick - 25 badass points

[Sean Mirrsen]

> Dropkick a tree to gain badass points.