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[Squeegy]

>Do a backflip, hit the guy behid, get the gun and shoot the other. Like, really.

If you did a backflip you'd headbutt him! Your head hurts enough.

[CloisteredSyrups]

>say "Không, đồng chí! Tôi là một quân nhân Tiếng Nga. Đơn vị của tôi đă được gửi đến hông đ́nh công dân Mỹ trong bí mật. Chúng tôi mặc quần áo của Mỹ để ẩn các cuộc tấn công. Thông minh, có?"

[Squeegy]

But you can't speak Vietnamese! Trying anyway, you say:

"Không, guys! Tôi lớn quân nhân nước. Tôi đă gửi để diệt Americano. Mặc quần áo để ẩn."

[Floirt]

>Punch closest guy in the face, roundhouse-kick the other.

[Squeegy]

You swing your fist backwards behind your head and smash the soldier in the face, then roundhouse kick the other and knock him down. He goes down screaming, "Giết người Mỹ! Ông đă thoát! Giết người Mỹ!"

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Shoot both with M6 while they're down.

[Squeegy]

You grab your M16 and gun down one of the soldiers. "Khô--!" he screams!

You turn and point your gun at the other. Click click click.

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Curse loudly in as many languages possible

[Strife26]

>Call III Corp!

[Squeegy]

"Dështak! نكاح! Мамка му! Merda! 他妈的!Kurva! Fuck! Kurat! Vittu! Foda-se! Verdammt! Γαμώτο! לעזאזל! भाड़ में जाओ! Bassza meg! Cazzo! ファック! 젠장! Faen! Kurwa! La dracu '! Ебать! Фуцк! Kurva! Prekleto! ¡Mierda! Fan! ตายห่า Lanet olsun!"

The soldier had begun reaching for his gun, but was stopped by your barrage of languages.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Grab M16 by the barrel, clobber soldier.

[Squeegy]

You grab the soldier's M16 by the barrel and smash it into his face.

[Digital Hellhound]

> Continue smashing his face.

[Strife26]

>Get in radio contact with III corp!

[Pandarsenic]

> Introduce the Viet soldier to street justice (curb stomp him) regardless of any curb's presence or lack thereof.