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[Jackrabbit]

>Twice

[Squeegy]

You piss in the apartment. Then you wait to digest the beer and piss again.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

>Drink Piss

[Squeegy]

You thought you were past stupid ideas!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

>Eat the wall

[Jackrabbit]

>Go outside, refraining from piss drinking and wall eating

[Squeegy]

You walk outside. Aaah, refreshing air, birds chirping, wind whipping things around and police helicopters hovering in the ai-- wait, what?

[Jackrabbit]

>pull out the gun and wave it threateningly! That'll teach them to consider me to be some sort of maniac!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Throw gun at chopper.

[Jackrabbit]

now you're thinking with you head!

>catch it when it comes down

[Squeegy]

You take out both your guns, wave them around, and throw them at the chopper!



Huh.

Name: Unknown
Magazines Collected: 4
Magazines Destroyed: 1
Times Arrested: 1
People Killed: 0
Plot Points Unlocked: 1
Quests Acquired: 0
Quests Completed: 0
Guns Collected: 2

You have died. Do you want your possessions identified?

[Archangel]

Yes

[Jackrabbit]

Wait, we had two pistols?

>reload

[Squeegy]

Inventory:
1 uncursed revolver
1 uncursed empty bottle of placebos
1 uncursed ruined Pistol Magazine Issue 12 cover
1 uncursed bedsheet
1 uncursed pillow
1 uncursed key
1 uncursed Pistol Magazine Issue 8
1 uncursed pistol
1 uncursed Pistol Magazine Issue 5
1 uncursed empty bottle of cheap beer
1 blessed +5 Wand of Death

[Pandarsenic]

We won!