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[Squeegy]

What a satisfying issue! The writers of this magazine are so eloquent.

You feel an urge to call them and congratulate them.

[Jackrabbit]

>do so, but end the conversation as if a gunman just burst into the room and shot me to death

[Squeegy]

You don't have a phone! Maybe the voices in your head do.

[Jackrabbit]

>ask them

[Squeegy]

You ask the voices in your head if they can call the number on the magazine.

[Jackrabbit]

I now have a goal. I shall congratulate the writers and if theres time, I shall find t he worlds biggest tomato!

[Cheeetar]

>Find a tomato. Check Oblivion.

[Squeegy]

Why would you want a tomato? What's oblivion?

[Jackrabbit]

I was wondering if someone would get that

In oblivion, theres a woman who's goal in life is to find the perfect tomato. Oblivion is a RPG.

>leave building

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Take beer

[Squeegy]

You grab the beer. You have a nagging feeling that there is a deed left undone.

Maybe this beer will help wash it away.

[Jackrabbit]

>chug beer, leave building

[CloisteredSyrups]

>On second thought, open the door to the mysterious second apartment room

[Squeegy]

You down the beer and walk into the stairway, and open the second door. It is locked, and you unlock it with the key. The apartment is completely, totally, entirely empty.

[Pandarsenic]

...

Of course!

> Piss in empty apartment.