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[Pandarsenic]

> Look around

[Squeegy]

You are in an apartment. There is a stool here, and a rope hanging from the ceiling. There is a desk against the wall. You are on a bed. You are holding a pistol magazine, a ruined pistol magazine cover, a pistol, a revolver, a bedsheet, and a pillow. You are naked.

[Jackrabbit]

>fashion clothes from bedsheet!

[Pandarsenic]

Oh.... I'd forgotten that last bit.

> Seek out any form of clothing.
> If no form of clothing is found, bedsheet toga.

[Cheeetar]

>Check if noose is around neck.

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Examine desk

[Squeegy]

There is half a noose around your neck. You drape the bedsheet over your body. Now you're presentable!

This is your old writing desk. It has a chair and two drawers. There is a piece of paper on it.

[Jackrabbit]

>Write hilarious fake suicide note and mail it to a loved one

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Open both drawers

[Squeegy]

>Write hilarious fake suicide note and mail it to a loved one

The paper is already written on!

>Open both drawers

Inside the top drawer is a magazine, and a can of beer.
Inside the second drawer is a bag labeled 'oregano', and a folded piece of paper.

[Jackrabbit]

>check magazine

[Squeegy]

[CloisteredSyrups]

>Unfold and read piece of paper from second drawer

[Squeegy]

The piece of paper is a formal letter of job termination, two weeks advance notice.

[Jackrabbit]

>read pistols issue 5