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Floirt

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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #225 on: April 13, 2009, 08:30:27 pm »
>Lick the floor until you catch a mortal disease.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #226 on: April 13, 2009, 08:30:54 pm »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on April 13, 2009, 08:28:22 pm
>Set us up the bomb.

You're right, this magazine IS the bomb!

Quote from: Yaaga on April 13, 2009, 08:28:53 pm
> FIND A PHONE! Call the number. Order ammunition for that handgun we got forever ago. Sit patiently. When gun arrives, load, shoot self.
But you don't have the full number!

Quote from: woose1 on April 13, 2009, 08:29:05 pm
>Hm. Look around for obvious exits while licking powdered sugar off hands.
You finally get around to licking that sugar off.

...

Wait a second, your hands are clean!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #227 on: April 13, 2009, 08:31:56 pm »
> Lose the will to live, the whole magazine is in heaven by now...
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #228 on: April 13, 2009, 08:32:31 pm »
>Take off every 'ZIG'!!
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #229 on: April 13, 2009, 08:32:43 pm »
Quote from: Floirt on April 13, 2009, 08:30:27 pm
>Lick the floor until you catch a mortal disease.
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Fat Ratzo [to Floirt]: I got a package here goin' to Roy Poorman, out in the afterworld.  $120 when you make the delivery.  And hurry!
No, not commiting suicide, sorry.   ...Through that money is rather tempting...

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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #230 on: April 13, 2009, 08:32:53 pm »
>Focus man! Find a hallway deeper into the building! There has to be a phone here. The police can't be that incompetant.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #231 on: April 13, 2009, 08:33:38 pm »
Quote from: Yaaga on April 13, 2009, 08:31:56 pm
> Lose the will to live, the whole magazine is in heaven by now...
Nah, you're not that mad.

Quote from: woose1 on April 13, 2009, 08:32:53 pm
>Focus man! Find a hallway deeper into the building! There has to be a phone here. The police can't be that incompetant.
You run through an open door and down a hallway, and slip on a puddle of piss.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #232 on: April 13, 2009, 08:34:30 pm »
>Main screen turn on.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #233 on: April 13, 2009, 08:35:01 pm »
> Take the landing bad and crack head open so we can bleed out.

By the way, do we have a name...?
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #234 on: April 13, 2009, 08:35:40 pm »
Look slowly and dramatically into cell (If there is one). Also, look for a passed out police officer.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #235 on: April 13, 2009, 08:37:45 pm »
Quote from: Yaaga on April 13, 2009, 08:35:01 pm
By the way, do we have a name...?
You don't remember your name! What was it again?

Your clothes are now soaked in piss.

Quote from: woose1 on April 13, 2009, 08:35:40 pm
Look slowly and dramatically into cell (If there is one). Also, look for a passed out police officer.
You look into the cell. It is empty, has a bed with no sheet or pillow, a toilet, and a hole in the ground. There is no officer nearby.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #236 on: April 13, 2009, 08:38:50 pm »
>[insert meme here]
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #237 on: April 13, 2009, 08:39:24 pm »
> (Insert generic try to die phrase that is countered by magazine page)
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #238 on: April 13, 2009, 08:39:58 pm »
Quote from: Yaaga on April 13, 2009, 08:39:24 pm
> (Insert generic try to die phrase that is countered by magazine page)

Best predictable gag ever.
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Re: Police Station Lobby
« Reply #239 on: April 13, 2009, 08:41:41 pm »
>GO FORTH AND STOP EVIL EXPLORE THE OUTSIDE AGAIN
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Fat Ratzo [to Floirt]: I got a package here goin' to Roy Poorman, out in the afterworld.  $120 when you make the delivery.  And hurry!
No, not commiting suicide, sorry.   ...Through that money is rather tempting...
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