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Shad0wyone

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This is horrible
« on: April 12, 2009, 07:34:06 pm »
Lelgasistbar, The Lush Roses, a Slate Coffin
It's too horrible to comprehend, it's so undwarflike.
The only redeeming quality, it has an image of one of my dwarves striking down a goblin, and it's decorated with cat bone.
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inaluct

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2009, 07:36:51 pm »
Well, Lush Roses seem pretty horrible to dwarves, right? And dying is bad, right? Therefore; The Lush Roses = coffin.
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ToonyMan

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2009, 07:49:31 pm »
Roses!?  Blah, dwarves chew on them.
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Hawkfrost

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 07:58:54 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2009, 07:49:31 pm
Roses!?  Blah, dwarves chew on them.

Correction, dwarves use them for toilet paper.
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ToonyMan

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2009, 08:00:25 pm »
To blow their nose.
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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 08:09:21 pm »
 Toonyman, stop confusing body parts with a anus.
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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 08:18:45 pm »
They make beer out of roses.
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Hawkfrost

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 08:22:08 pm »
Quote from: Stromko on April 12, 2009, 08:18:45 pm
They make beer out of roses.

They drink sunshine, so it doesn't seem impossible.
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Shad0wyone

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 08:51:39 pm »
I think I'll give this to the king when (if) he arrives, I'm beginning to put together a full set of artifact furniture, already have a bed and weapon rack, now a coffin.
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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 10:52:48 pm »
Quote from: Shad0wyone on April 12, 2009, 08:51:39 pm
I think I'll give this to the king when (if) he arrives, I'm beginning to put together a full set of artifact furniture, already have a bed and weapon rack, now a coffin.
I think this particular coffin is better deserved by the hammerer.....
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Shad0wyone

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Re: This is horrible
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 12:44:07 am »
Or the tax collector come to think of it, thankfully they have yet to show up apparently "No one even considered making the journey to such a cursed death-trap this season."
Pfft, cowards, only people to die have been out of stupidity.
Wait...
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