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Author Topic: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)  (Read 100755 times)

Dragooble

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #285 on: December 07, 2009, 07:56:18 pm »

>Use psychokinesis to wrong adventure
>grab the syringe out of his hand and start walking menacingly towards him. say "Now this will only hurt until your brains come flying out."
EDIT: And just what is this inconvenience you speak of? if it's the hiatus then why is it necessary? Does that have anything to do with the symbolism?
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #286 on: December 09, 2009, 06:00:22 pm »

Alternatively, "If this is truly a utopia then why is this place necessary? why do people like me still remain?"
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #287 on: December 09, 2009, 06:13:39 pm »

Alternatively, "If this is truly a utopia then why is this place necessary? why do people like me still remain?"
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #288 on: December 11, 2009, 04:22:39 pm »

Alternatively, "If this is truly a utopia then why is this place necessary? why do people like me still remain?"
The man looks poised to counterretort.  He blinks once behind his thick spectacles, and slowly lowers the syringe.  He looks back at the gaudy poster behind him forlornly...

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #289 on: December 11, 2009, 04:33:16 pm »

Quick! Grab the syringe and stab it into his spinal cord!
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Dragooble

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #290 on: December 11, 2009, 04:53:47 pm »

Quick! Grab the syringe and stab it into his spinal cord!
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #291 on: December 11, 2009, 04:57:11 pm »

What he said.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #292 on: December 11, 2009, 05:22:36 pm »

Noo! You're being railroaded into destroying the world! Think back, Jon! Resist! Resist the urge to fight, and give in!
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #293 on: December 11, 2009, 05:59:04 pm »

BLOOD OF THE ENEMY!
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #294 on: December 11, 2009, 11:03:10 pm »

You are already a criminal. He said it yourself, you killed your parents. So one more murder wouldn't hurt.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #295 on: December 12, 2009, 02:02:48 am »

You are already a criminal. He said it yourself, you killed your parents. So one more murder wouldn't hurt.
How do we know he's telling the truth?
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #296 on: December 12, 2009, 02:08:01 am »

You are already a criminal. He said it yourself, you killed your parents. So one more murder wouldn't hurt.
How do we know he's telling the truth?

Why would he lie? Even villains have morals.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #297 on: December 12, 2009, 02:26:03 am »

You are already a criminal. He said it yourself, you killed your parents. So one more murder wouldn't hurt.
How do we know he's telling the truth?

Why would he lie? Even villains have morals.

It seem more villainous to tell us that we killed our parents.

If we live through this, we should ask the others to if they got the same story.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #298 on: December 12, 2009, 02:40:58 am »

Yo, bitches.

That dude is a bird.  Totally.

The thing to do would be some stabbing with that needle.  Air int he blood, it's not good mojo.

But, it's all cool if you ain't up for that, just grab the needle and dash.

See John run, man.


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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #299 on: December 12, 2009, 04:05:37 am »

Hm, that is an even better strategy. This will make you seem slightly less insane (which you already are, I believe, but that's not the point). Grab the syringe as a weapon for self-defence and get the hell out of here!
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