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[CloisteredSyrups]

No, no, no no No, John. Don't listen to that violet pimpernel. We haven't any need for the rodents yet, now do we? Can't tarnish our reputation in the rat world!



No, I think we should try to walk through the portrait! Oh it would be ever so much fun to see what's on the other side, don't you agree John?

[SombreChapaeu]

No, no, no no No, John. Don't listen to that violet pimpernel. We haven't any need for the rodents yet, now do we? Can't tarnish our reputation in the rat world!



No, I think we should try to walk through the portrait! Oh it would be ever so much fun to see what's on the other side, don't you agree John?

WRONG CLEARLY WRONG, JAM YOUR SCISSORS INTO THE PAINTING, THEN OPEN THEM CREATING A PORTAL, GO THROUGH THE PORTAL, make sure to bring the scissors with you.

[SombreChapaeu]

John, Bump into the 4th wall, Bump off it, and remember


[size=9]THE RAINBOW SNAIL IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!![/size]

[The Mad Engineer]

No, no, no no No, John. Don't listen to that violet pimpernel. We haven't any need for the rodents yet, now do we? Can't tarnish our reputation in the rat world!



No, I think we should try to walk through the portrait! Oh it would be ever so much fun to see what's on the other side, don't you agree John?

John walks through the portrait!



Crap.

Inventory:





Well, there's not much here to look at.  Will John go north, south, east, or west?  Will he find out where he is?  What is going on?
It's up to you, voices in John's head.

[Ultimuh]

I see a familiar face near that tree John, the one to your left.
NO! THE OTHER LEFT!

[Myroc]

I think we should ask the apple where on earth we John are is.

[NUKE9.13]

([Bump-related-pun/joke]
Babump tisch (Yeah ok that's one))

*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
GOD DAMMIT WILL YOU PICK UP ALREADY?
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Fudge.
*scribble scribble*
*run run run*
Hey, john. Nice to see you. Shame about your phone, man. Anyway, here's my advice.
*deliver*
*flee*


         Dear John,
           I am sorry to hear about your phone. Anyway,
       I think you should not worry about that. Dammit,
       you have a world to burn! And a certain HAT to
       rescue. Why not use a branch of that burnt tree
       to draw yourself some weaponry? This is a
       painting after all.
       
       Yours sincerely, NUKE

[The Mad Engineer]

([Bump-related-pun/joke]
Babump tisch (Yeah ok that's one))

*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
GOD DAMMIT WILL YOU PICK UP ALREADY?
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Fudge.
*scribble scribble*
*run run run*
Hey, john. Nice to see you. Shame about your phone, man. Anyway, here's my advice.
*deliver*
*flee*


         Dear John,
           I am sorry to hear about your phone. Anyway,
       I think you should not worry about that. Dammit,
       you have a world to burn! And a certain HAT to
       rescue. Why not use a branch of that burnt tree
       to draw yourself some weaponry? This is a
       painting after all.
      
       Yours sincerely, NUKE

John reaches for the branch...

He cannot reach!

CURSE THOSE TINY ARMS!  CURSE THEM!

I see a familiar face near that tree John, the one to your left.
NO! THE OTHER LEFT!

*John recovers Apple (x2 teeth)

I think we should ask the apple where on earth we John are is.

"Okay,Apple, where are we?"




*Also, sorry for the delays.  AP weeks are now.  Thanks for your comments 

EDIT:  Today is the day that I have discovered tinypic's evil conversion of my files to jpeg.  THE FIENDS!

[Dragooble]

a mysterious figure types at a desk in an unspecified location

John, i do believe it is time for me to step in amidst all this insanity. First, deciphering the first part of the apples message: we are in the present, we always have been. What the apple is obviously saying is, you are still in the same world you were in upon entering the painting, or at least the same time period. As for the second part: history repeats itself, time does not. This refers to, once again, we are in the same time period. apparently, an event that occurred in the past is about to repeat itself. The question is, which event? Perhaps this is about that mysterious name you seem to go by? We cannot be sure about the situation right now, so i would advise you to follow the apples advice and find the Nameless Tower. One problem, we do not know where that is. If you are still in the same time period, you are probably still the rat king. You may want to summon your rat slaves- excuse me, royal aides to aide you in your time of needing aide.

[Org]

JOHN! YOU ARE THE CREATOR OF THE PRESENT AND FUTURE! IT BENDS TO YOUR WILL! SUMMON BACK THE HAT! YOU ARE THE TIME LORD!

(If you read the picture, you can see that it says(Or at least, what I can see) "You are in the present.A place you created. We have always been here. The future, a place John created. GO to the nameless tower.")

[The Mad Engineer]

a mysterious figure types at a desk in an unspecified location

John, i do believe it is time for me to step in amidst all this insanity. First, deciphering the first part of the apples message: we are in the present, we always have been. What the apple is obviously saying is, you are still in the same world you were in upon entering the painting, or at least the same time period. As for the second part: history repeats itself, time does not. This refers to, once again, we are in the same time period. apparently, an event that occurred in the past is about to repeat itself. The question is, which event? Perhaps this is about that mysterious name you seem to go by? We cannot be sure about the situation right now, so i would advise you to follow the apples advice and find the Nameless Tower. One problem, we do not know where that is. If you are still in the same time period, you are probably still the rat king. You may want to summon your rat slaves- excuse me, royal aides to aide you in your time of needing aide.

John starts to dance.  A rat appears!



The rat escapes!



John breaks down crying.  He is reminded of all the naysayers of his previous life.  Teachers, bullies, parents, all against him.  They were right.  He is a failure.

Inventory
Apple (x1 teeth)

[Myroc]

Oh get up, crying like a baby won't help our your situation at all.

I say, walk over to the tree and break of the branch. Even if we cannot draw a weapon with it we can use it as a makeshift club, in case of trouble.

[NUKE9.13]

*crawl crawl*
John!
John old chap!
Give a fellow a hand, what what?
I fear that unless you call that goddamm rat back and dance him to death for defiance I shall succumb to ye old old fashioned chap disease!
Pip pip!

[The Mad Engineer]

Meanwhile...






John hears a strange rumbling to the east...

He feels vulnerable without his hat...
Inventory:
Apple (x1 teeth)

[Myroc]

Investigate it, John. I see no other options.