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[SHAD0Wdump]

Alright,I can't contend with that...

[Dragooble]

ok i changed my mind. force feed the owl to whatever inaluct wants to talk to using the apple after its been roasted on the sun.

[Armok]

Hello Johny, I am your common sense. You are currently experiencing being adducted from your normal by a magic snail, and put in an abstract landscape that looks like something from Alice in Wonderland. And you are hearing voices. YOU ARE HEARING FREEKIN VOICES, you can figure this out, it's rather obvious.

[inaluct]

^{DON'T LISTEN to him}  LIAR LIIIESS!!!
he is lying to you he is lying lying
Don't listen. YoU HAve No COMMON sNS
DON'T iMPOSTOR
_{he lies}LISTEN
HIIISSSSSSS

[CloisteredSyrups]

I wish I had inaluct in MY head. Things would be more interesting.



Also, TALKTOIT.

TALK to it.

TALK.








it speaks and obeys.

[Solifuge]

John... you know what you must do.

Yes. I know you were thinking it. Strange ...funny how I k^{now exactly what} you're think_ing. You and I know that you must do this... yes. Come to the door, the door _{beneath ^{the eye.}} Enter it... inside you will find
  _that
               ^which
                                    you
                                                             SEEK.

Enter the door, John.

[inaluct]

I'm honored, Cloistered.

[Dragooble]

ms paint away!

[Jack_Bread]

Lick the red stuff off of the stairs!

[The Mad Engineer]

ok i changed my mind. force feed the owl to whatever inaluct wants to talk to using the apple after its been roasted on the sun.

Steal hat from non-cat.

EDIT: Oh, sorry, he might not have heard me.

STEAL THE DAMN HAT JHON! IT'S YOURS, NOT HIS! STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAL IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

John: Alas.  Oh if my arms were only a teeny bit longer.  But it was not to be.  I can still reach the apple though...

Eat that apple, an apple aday keeps the commies away.

John:  Um.  I don't think I'm that hungry anymore...

Apple:  Heeeeeeloooo John!  I am Apple.  I can help you.

But I need teeth!  No teeth, no advice.  1 teeth = 1 advice.  TEEEEEEEEEEEETH!

(Apple (Teeth x3) has been added to your inventory)

Hello Johny, I am your common sense. You are currently experiencing being adducted from your normal by a magic snail, and put in an abstract landscape that looks like something from Alice in Wonderland. And you are hearing voices. YOU ARE HEARING FREEKIN VOICES, you can figure this out, it's rather obvious.

Glad that's settled.  Now to talk to the ...thing.


You have initiated conversation.  What do you say?

[Org]

>Go eat a unicorn

[The Mad Engineer]

"I have eaten many.  I have eat a unicorn.  I have eat a cat.  I have eat a not a cat.

I have not eaten you."

[Org]

CAN I HAZ RECON

[The Mad Engineer]

John did not understand the voice in his head.

John sits around, waiting uncomfortably.

[inaluct]

John asks if the creature recognizes him.