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Author Topic: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)  (Read 99173 times)

Armok

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 1/31/11)
« Reply #1095 on: February 02, 2011, 07:01:16 pm »

Someone should add this to http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InteractiveComic
(not me as I am avoiding the site)
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1096 on: February 08, 2011, 12:13:31 am »

:"You...you're just as bad as HE was, you know that?  It sickens me to look at you."

:"Heh, you don't scare me anymore, Advisor.  I see the truth now:  This place isn't real!"

:"And what is real, you stupid girl?!  Is simple interaction with actors not enough to provide a basis for morality?!"

:"Don't talk to me about morality, you hypocrite!  This place is a prison!  All your precious interactions were engineered to bring about my downfall!  You yourself said that the puppets can be recreated!"

:"..."

:"And now I will defeat you."

:"I'm afraid, dear Sophia, that there's one little thing you haven't quite figured out yet."



:"Who do you think controls the puppets?!  I was the one in charge of your Greylands, from the very beginning!  The fools in Heaven allowed me to oversee your reality!  This may be a prison, but I am the warden!

In this place, I am your GOD!

...

You know, I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, my future.  I really hoped that you would just have broken down, become possessed, and kill yourself.

Lord knows we have enough blood on our hands already.  But it is too late now for that."

:"Now it is time for us to die, Sophia."



:<"Help!  I need help!">

What will Sophia do?!

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Argonnek

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1097 on: February 08, 2011, 12:30:16 am »

What keeps gods alive? Faith. What kills gods? Other gods, or a lack of faith. She is not a god, Sophia, and never was. REINSTATE YOURSELF AS MASTER OF YOUR OWN DESTINY!

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1098 on: February 08, 2011, 12:32:37 am »

What keeps gods alive? Faith. What kills gods? Other gods, or a lack of faith. She is not a god, Sophia, and never was. REINSTATE YOURSELF AS MASTER OF YOUR OWN DESTINY!

Sophia is at a disadvantage, and has no power at this point in time.  And Past Sophia might as well be a god of the nightmare reality Sophia finds herself in.  She's the admin of the world.

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1099 on: February 08, 2011, 12:57:53 am »

Help? Well one is coming who might just be able to provide that. Hold out long enough, and either The Scavenger or Gleejoy will arrive. This is Sophia's prison, not theirs. Their powers might not be limited. The trick? Holding out long enough for them to arrive.

So for now? Run. Run like you have never run before Sophia. This place must have a boundary somewhere, and the closer you come to it the closer you are to aid.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1100 on: February 08, 2011, 01:04:01 am »

If she is the past.
Then to defeat her.
You must simply.
Remember.
No Do Not Attempt Anything
Simply Give In
There Are Forces Here That You Cannot Understand

Oh lay off.
Your stupid Angel fetish.
Is getting on my nerves.
You like to think.
That you know more.
But you know nothing that we do not know.

What happened to the happy people :?
Are they dead :[

And you.
You and your Joyfuls.
With their stupid happy idiotic obliviousness.
Get with the program.

As If You Are Any Different.
All You Want Is To Spread Your "Industry".

Industry is the result of civilization.
And also the cause.
It is everything.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1101 on: February 08, 2011, 03:20:08 am »

Pick up one of those flying thorns Angel is throwing at you and use it to either
A: Tear up Angel.
B: Tear up (the current) reality
C: Tear out your own heart
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1102 on: February 08, 2011, 03:43:54 am »

Hint:  What is the first thing you check in order to solve an adventure game puzzle?

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1103 on: February 08, 2011, 03:53:36 am »

Check... inventory!
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1104 on: February 08, 2011, 02:55:18 pm »

Retrieve left arm from safe?
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1105 on: February 08, 2011, 03:00:42 pm »

>Check status
>Check surroundings
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1106 on: February 08, 2011, 03:03:53 pm »

>LOOK
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1107 on: February 08, 2011, 03:08:52 pm »

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1108 on: February 08, 2011, 04:02:09 pm »

Check... inventory!
Yes.
The hooks; you still have them. Obviously. You never stopped being the warden, just forgot about it. Or something.
Maybe.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1109 on: February 08, 2011, 04:37:34 pm »

Oh ****, looks like shit hit the fan! Well, at least there are no moral dilemmas now. Umm, and running along the walkway she conveniently provided might be a good idea. Now take one of the hooks and jump of the walkway, garbing the edge with the hook and swinging in under it!
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