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Author Topic: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)  (Read 100598 times)

KaminaSquirtle

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #750 on: November 14, 2010, 06:51:59 pm »

Bolts. Bolts in the neck. The angelic have screwed their heads on straight, unnatural. Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik the boss is dying sighing dying slow so slow like a snail in the frost he slows to a crawl and dies but never al the way. Always half of what he was before, never 0, always something but less than nothing.

Frosty Tik Tik Tik. The iron in their necks or collars maybe but their necks are bolted steel and iron fire and earth and not the air that lifts the mad into the sky Tik Tik Tik Tik.

The bolts are in the neck and the hats are topped. The crown of the not-rat-king is on their heads but maybe a symbol of ambition or virtue? But the necks, my girl, the neck is where their hearts reside. Hearts of iron and steel and awful order.
HOPY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!
(PS the sekret is that they are blind; hence the sunglasses)
Nope, they are just chill dudes.

>Chill with chill dudes.
Those outfits look familiar... almost the same as Dreams of Industry. And the bolts Karne mentioned... are these not the angels, but instead mere impostors?
Good idea: BOSS DEBATE IN AN ALLY!
They might be our friends, If theyare trying to look light john they might help us topple Gee-Joy
it's what Jhon whould have wanted.

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They are aligned with the Handless Clock, who have been the greatest enemies of John.
DO NOT ALLY YOURSELF WITH THEM!
"Al right. I can handle this.
Breath in. Breath out.
This is the angle cult, I have an angel conveniently at hand. If they realize this, it could either be very good or very bad. Said angel might know which, I should ask her.

As for what to do right now, the best might simply be just yo stall by answering his question honestly. Do not ask them anything or do anything provocative, that'd be stupid in our current position."
THE ANGLE CULT HAS COME!  PYTHAGOREANS UNITE!
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blackmagechill

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #751 on: November 14, 2010, 06:54:09 pm »

When John was in the desert he had the eye on his shirt. Damn.
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #752 on: November 14, 2010, 06:57:26 pm »

:"Fear not, Sophia. Look above them.  They are mortal.  They are here, and they are simply puppets for one like you.  Their attachment to their dreams up above are all that keep them moving."
:<"Shut up!  I don't need your rhetoric right now.  What do you mean, strange things?  The hats?  The bolts in the neck?  Or are those collars?">
:*Annoyed* "Six.  There are six things that are strange, even for their stupid costume style.  Good god girl, I thought you were just color blind."
:"Ya know what, boys?  If we take her before they do, we can really get Gleejoy pissed off!"

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #753 on: November 14, 2010, 07:00:08 pm »

The NOT-CLOCKS.
They are not good.
But better.
Than the JOYOUS ONES.


What are you willing to lose?
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Armok

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #754 on: November 14, 2010, 07:01:01 pm »

Do not get "taken".
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KaminaSquirtle

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #755 on: November 14, 2010, 07:04:51 pm »

Damn angels, what are they talking about?  Acting all omniscient on us.
I'm tempted to go with them just to piss off miss all-knowing angel.

Six is important.  We know that now.

>Ask them their motives.  What do they want?  Refuse to go until they answer.
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blackmagechill

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #756 on: November 14, 2010, 07:09:31 pm »

The leader is hiding a pistol in his shirt.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #757 on: November 14, 2010, 07:15:07 pm »

>N9: Wrack brain over original image. Grasp for straws.
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No, wait, that doesn't work.

Also dude they are about to kill the Girl. There is no time for talk, not anymore.

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Ok, here is my idea: 1) It is not their costume 2) It is not their colour 3) It must be something else she is blind to
4)The six things are things we cannot see at the moment. Look above them- what does one find above puppets? Strings. Are there six invisible strings above each one?
Yes.
Fuck yes, that must be it.

You, girl! Look at the strings. All puppets have strings, to connect them to the above. See the strings, girl! See them, and snap them! Quickly now!

EDIT: !!!!!!!!
THEY ARE NOT EVEN INVISIBLE
HOT DAMN
LOOK ABOVE THE CULTISTS
HOW DID WE MISS THIS
« Last Edit: November 14, 2010, 07:17:40 pm by NUKE9.13 »
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blackmagechill

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #758 on: November 14, 2010, 07:20:13 pm »

I saw those and thought they weren't important. I face palmed when I looked.
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KaminaSquirtle

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #759 on: November 14, 2010, 07:22:27 pm »

EDIT: !!!!!!!!
THEY ARE NOT EVEN INVISIBLE
HOT DAMN
LOOK ABOVE THE CULTISTS
HOW DID WE MISS THIS
HOT DAMN INDEED!

>manipul8 these puppets
more seriously:
>Look up above the strings.  Break them too.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #760 on: November 14, 2010, 07:26:01 pm »

I saw those and thought they weren't important. I face palmed when I looked.
You are fully justified in your facepalming. Indeed, you would be fully justified in attempting a 2 X FACEPALM Combo. Perhaps with an added KEYBOARD FACE MASH for good measure?
Perhaps, in fact a....
DOUBLE 2 X KEYPALM FACEMASH
Yes.
Do that.
Do that now.
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Scood

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #761 on: November 14, 2010, 07:34:46 pm »

awe cute wittle pupets..... cutting the strings wont kill them.....most likely allow them free will.....do as u wish....
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #762 on: November 14, 2010, 08:12:32 pm »

Me:CUT THE FUCKING STRINGS
Sophia: with what?
Me: I DON'T FUCKING CARE... JUST CUT THE STRINGS!!!
Sophia:... okay.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #763 on: November 14, 2010, 08:15:14 pm »

with what?
With the tool of the scavenger. Scissors.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #764 on: November 14, 2010, 08:24:02 pm »

Cut them!
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