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[Myroc]

If he's going to go kill someone and take their hat he should do it with his incineration skills.

Wait, that won't leave a hat to wear. Ignore me.

[The Mad Engineer]

John:  Okay, better investigate the music.  But first, to the closet!



Okay, so what will it be?  What hat will we take?  Do we go out into this strange world alone, or do we bring along our dubious guide (And perhaps use some of his teeth for answers)?  It seems that we aren't out of the mess just yet...

The music is getting louder.

[NUKE9.13]

*ring ring*
Hey, John, it's me again.
Just calling to say that the music you're hearing is the famous opera 'OH GODS MY FLESH IS MELTING'
You should probably sing the hit classic 'I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME WEARING THAT RED HAT'
Uh, yeah, that's it.
See ya.
*click*

[Myroc]

I had a feeling this would happen. I think contemplating your inner self so you can finally recall those incineration skills of yours is the correct course of action.

After you wear the hat, of course. Either hat is fine, as long as you put on the hat.

[Squeegy]

Throw something at the snail! It's watching you. Don't let it watch you. Fight back! Throw the bat. Or the scissors.

[Dragooble]

the eye hat! eyes are recurring! eyes are important!

eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[Jack_Bread]

Wear the scissors as a hat!

[SombreChapaeu]

pick up the baseball bat, pick up apple, Threaten to hit the apple with the baseball bat unless it tells you what to do,

[inaluct]

THE EYE HAT IS THE SNAIL'S HAT

SHIT SHIT SHIT OH GOD

[Helmaroc]

Ask the snail eyes about cats.

[CloisteredSyrups]

[SombreChapaeu]

John, hey listen... Trust the Rainbow Snail, just trust me on this, and trust me who trusts in you to trust in the rainbow snail.

[Myroc]

That other voice some time ago stated a good thing. The eye hat might not be safe. I think you should pick up the red hat, since we know there is nothing wrong with it.

But he might have chang-

*whack* Shut up, you weird blue-sounding voice.

[Ultimuh]

So.. we are in a room full of.. stuff..

What? oh Who I am?
Really, you don't want to know that John.. Seriously, you don't want to..

Anyway.. Let's think things through here..

There are two types of hats.. I'm not sure if the other one's a hat really.. looks wierd in my opinion..  One tooty apple. And a bat with a face on.


Then we have a.. Hmm.. there's blood.. avoid things with blood on, that's my advice..

[Jack_Bread]

This saddens me to see this on page 2.